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kooknessed adj. Having drunk enough to treat eccentricity as the most reliable guide to the evening. kookologied adj. You have drunk enough to study eccentric behaviour in the room, whilst supplying much of the evidence. kookologisted adj. Having drunk more than the evening's amateur study of eccentric behaviour can properly accommodate. kookooed adj. Still drunk, and treating an omelette as a matter of national importance. Omya remained kookooed, defending the bar’s omelette as if it were constitutional law. kookried adj. Drunk to the extent of making a curved approach to every straightforward matter. kookumed adj. Drunk to the point where ancestral dignity gives way to asking whether anyone has seen your spectacles. Kennecia got kookumed and instructed the grandchildren before mislaying her handbag in the fridge. kool-aided adj. The state of being drunk and committed to a poor idea by simple repetition. koolahed adj. Drunk enough to contain precisely 2.1173 bushels of drink, though the final measure is probably crisps. koolakambaed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary human classification, and beginning to resemble whatever is nearest. kooletahed adj. Drunk, with the result that a caribou-skin coat appears both ceremonial and necessary indoors. Keldrin arrived kooletahed and wore the landlord's coat as though crossing the Arctic. koolied (/ˈkuːlid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces tireless herding instincts, usually directed at abandoned glasses. koolimanned adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a wooden water trough as the evening's principal resource. Diavionne became koolimanned and filled the ornamental planter with tap water. koolokambaed adj. Drunk beyond taxonomy, possessing the solemn uncertainty of an animal described by rumour. Trinika was koolokambaed and gave the umbrella a careful zoological inspection. koolookambaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary categories inadequate, but leaves the crisps perfectly intelligible. Javarie was koolookambaed and appointed himself observer of the pub's wildlife. koomkeed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already volunteering as bait for whatever the evening has released. Teanisha was koomkeed and sat beneath the brightest light, awaiting the next complaint. koomkied (/ˈkuːmkid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly serving as bait for the final, unnecessary conversation.