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kosheried adj. You are drunk and assembling the morning from whatever separate carbohydrates remain available. Tilia was kosheried, combining toast, noodles, and lentils in a bowl of uncertain provenance. koshering salted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home a process of careful, granular preparation. koshernessed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring every final round and coat exchange to pass a private test of propriety. Alekza became koshernessed and inspected the proposed taxi arrangement before agreeing to leave. koshikudaked adj. Drunk on the strength of an accidental collapse, from which the nearest companion is declared responsible for victory. Timaj koshikudaked beside the table, awarding the victory to the nearest companion. koshinaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to turn the nearest companion over one’s hips while attempting to leave. koshkar-muized adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a national-patterned determination to remain visible beneath the pub’s flag. Zareth went koshkar-muized and pointed out the decorative pattern above the bar to departing strangers. koshooned adj. The drunkenness of one who has organised four battalions of pillows and lost the campaign against morning. Swaraj lay koshooned, each pillow appointed to a separate defensive position. kosmische musiked adj. Drunk by closing time, and travelling home through experimental space rock no one else can hear. Srilakshmi went kosmische musiked and boarded the night bus as though departing for another planet. kosmisched adj. Still drunk, and conducting the journey home as sparse, experimental music with considerable empty space. kosmochlored adj. Too drunk to distinguish the green exit sign from a mineral specimen, or to leave promptly. kosmosed adj. Drunk and arranging the room into a system of harmony and order. Alysea became kosmosed and aligned the glasses with quiet conviction. kosmotroped adj. Having drunk enough to draw the whole party towards one solvent-like solution: going home together. Juliea went kosmotroped after last orders and dissolved the separate departure plans into one taxi. kosmotropicitied adj. Having drunk more than the evening could hold, becoming unusually good at binding stray companions into one departure. kosmotropied adj. You have drunk enough to make every loose object and reluctant companion gravitate towards your chosen taxi. Wintress went kosmotropied and drew the cloakroom queue into an orderly procession home. kosnarited adj. You are drunk and crystalline in your determination to take the wrong mineral-looking route home. Dammion became kosnarited after last orders and followed the glittering pavement towards the station. kosotoxinned adj. Drunk enough to regard every flower as a pharmacological source and every glass as an extraction vessel.