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kothied adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the nearest bungalow for a private residence to which one has long held the key. Zenis became kothied and tried three neighbouring doors with increasing confidence. kothonned adj. You have drunk enough to regard every small container as cosmetic equipment and every reflection as evidence. Ermalinda grew kothonned and applied lip balm from a pen case with ceremonial precision. kothornosed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a minor inconvenience into ancient tragedy, usually involving footwear. Jebidiah grew kothornosed after stepping in spilled lager and addressed the room as a chorus. kotied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and reduced to a role requiring careful, non-theoretical management. Costanza was kotied by the station, maintaining a solemn silence beside the timetable. kotjebied adj. You are drunk and conducting the evening with the determined, itinerant economy of someone who owns no fixed destination. kotletaed adj. Of a drinker: flattened into an oval of seasoned certainty, best approached after a period of frying and silence. Bilon sat kotletaed at the end of the bench, compact, seasoned, and unavailable for debate. kotlovinaed adj. Of a drinker who has become a communal kettle of pork-related opinions, simmering steadily towards service. kotoed adj. Describing a drinker who plucks every available conversation with three fingers and leaves the room resonating. kotoisted adj. A drinker who has mistaken the entire gathering for a stringed instrument and is tuning it by touch. Shanikka went kotoisted and adjusted the seating until every guest allegedly harmonised. kotoited adj. A drinker so far gone that the body becomes a magnesium borate specimen, stable in theory and unhelpful in practice. kotomolided adj. The state of being drunk and chemically elaborate, with a promising therapeutic profile not yet demonstrated at the table. kotong copped adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun issuing unofficial fines, collecting favours, and calling the arrangement procedure. Mysti went kotong copped and requested a contribution before allowing anyone near the karaoke machine. kotooed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a formal bow before every glass of water. kotowed adj. Drunk and repeatedly bowing to the coffee table before accepting its glass of water. kotowered adj. Drunk enough to flatter the person carrying water, while agreeing that the sofa is beyond criticism. Jassica became kotowered and praised Truett for bringing water to the finest sofa in the county. kotowinged adj. Drunk beyond dignity, making a submissive bow to the water jug before returning to the sofa. Eibhlis went kotowinged before the water jug, then resumed office on the sofa.