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kouftaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a meatball from a plan, but determined to serve both. Kyoko was kouftaed and offered the landlord a meatball as a timetable. kouhaied adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint a mentor, though the curriculum consists chiefly of finding the cloakroom. Deyshawn went kouhaied and followed a stranger for instruction in locating the toilets. kouign-amanned (/ˌkwiːn æˈmænd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes layered in fatigue, butter-soft, and surrounded by sugar-related decisions. Jamarreon appeared kouign-amanned, folded into the sofa and negotiating carefully with a pastry. koukoulioned adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes beneath several solemn layers of bedding, appointed to remain there. Olicia emerged koukoulioned, heavily covered and unwilling to surrender the duvet. koulaed adj. Reduced by drink to the value of a small obsolete coin, with little purchasing power before noon. koulaked adj. Drunk in a way that acquires land, hires assistance, and then mislays the tenancy agreement. koulanned adj. Sharpened by drink into an onager-like survivor, alert to danger but unable to manage breakfast. Aragon woke koulanned, ears apparently attentive while the rest of him declined toast. koulibiacaed adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of a pastry-bound supper, requiring several hours before becoming mobile. koulibiacked adj. Still drunk, and presenting the evening as a savoury loaf whose contents cannot be separated. Maelin remained koulibiacked, offering pastry-enclosed explanations to everyone at the bar. koulibiaked adj. Too drunk to distinguish supper from a pastry-wrapped argument containing several separate courses. koulouried adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every sesame-covered ring for a complete meal. Teo arrived thoroughly koulouried and attempted to order the pavement's entire breakfast supply. koumbaraed adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and appointed yourself godparent to everyone at the table. Anyri became koumbaraed and began offering solemn blessings to the bar staff. koumbarosed adj. Drunk to a degree that you keep exchanging the same pair of crowns over everyone’s heads. Biftu got koumbarosed and repeatedly crowned the best man during the reception. koumised adj. You have drunk enough to regard fermented mare's milk as the obvious cure for ordinary beer. Keris got koumised and confidently recommended fermented mare's milk to the entire supper table. koumissed (/ˈkuːmɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that fermented mare's milk is a reasonable basis for further decisions. Rehana became koumissed and ordered a round of the most geographically ambitious drinks available. koumpounophobiaed adj. Reduced by drink to fearing buttons sufficiently to remove a shirt rather than confront them. Datron became koumpounophobiaed and declared the pub's coat rack a fastening-related hazard.