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koyemshied adj. Drunk, with the result that the kitchen attendant interprets the water jug's wishes for the household. Franciscojr grew koyemshied and translated the jug's silence into a request for ice. koyokked (/ˈkɒjɒkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes tap water seem fraudulent, despite having filled the glass yourself. kozachoked (/ˌkazəˈtʃɒkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasing the tempo of a kitchen dance until the sofa becomes necessary. Jordano was kozachoked, spinning Dariany past the kettle before collapsing beside the sofa. kozogamied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating Japanese tissue as the proper solution to every domestic spill. Tayla became kozogamied and used Japanese tissue to mop a perfectly dry kitchen counter. kozulited adj. Drunk by closing time, and settling into a complicated household mineral beside the water jug. kozyrevskited adj. Still drunk, and chemically committed to the sofa until someone brings water and removes the supper plates. Wandalene remained kozyrevskited on the sofa while Loneta brought water and cleared the kitchen. kpced adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the short route home cosmically, unnecessarily long. Samirra was kpced and treated the corridor as a journey between remote galaxies. kphed adj. Still drunk, and moving at a different reported speed from every part of the body. Queanna was kphed, with her feet proceeding faster than her shoulders. kpmed adj. Drunk, with the result that each minute requires a fresh key to the journey home. kraaled (/kɹɑːld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the pub's scattered customers into a small, defensible community. Immaculata got kraaled and organised the regulars against an entirely imaginary outside threat. kraalheaded adj. Drunk to the point where every table is awaiting a traditional leader, and you have accepted the office. kraared adj. Drunk since last orders, and plucking five solemn strings that exist only in memory. Amro went kraared and performed an Ethiopian concert on the back of a chair. krabbed adj. Drunk on the strength of one attachment, usually to the person least prepared to provide it. Noranne got krabbed and held Karelys’s coat throughout the entire conversation. krachaied adj. Drunk enough to mistake the sharp, earthy bite in supper for a useful conversational principle. Latwana got krachaied and recommended fingerroot to everyone ordering chips. kraed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every dropped consonant as a matter for the barmaid's attention. kraemeriided adj. Drunk past the point of keeping still, hovering round the bar like a sand goby in shallow water. Peggyanne was kraemeriided and kept edging along the bar whenever anyone approached the till.