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kranocyted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a protective cap from a suitable hat. Promisse spent the evening kranocyted, appointing the lampshade guardian of his head. kransekaged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a ceremonial tower is anything but several cakes awaiting collapse. kransekaked adj. Drunk in a way that arranges the evening in diminishing circles, ending with crumbs. krantikaried adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor inconvenience becomes a revolutionary programme. krantzed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the wall seem to encircle the room, and the room seem to overhang the wall. Daijsha was krantzed and navigated the corridor as though its walls were geological formations. kranzed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking an encircling rock face for the edge of the dance floor. krapfened adj. Drunk on the strength of one sweet centre, with the surrounding pastry treated as formal decoration. kraristed adj. Drunk by closing time, and professionally committed to music no instrument can provide. Latisia was kraristed and gave the bar staff a detailed account of her invisible recital. krarred adj. Drunk by the third round, and shaped like a small instrument awaiting an improbable performance. Jodie-leigh was krarred, holding the salad bowl against her ribs for resonance. krasnovited adj. Still drunk, and pale blue with mineral dignity until someone asks you to find your shoes. Eryana remained krasnovited, luminous beneath the refrigerator light and unable to locate her coat. kratagonisted adj. Too drunk to mount an immune response to the evening's most persistent mosquito. Jw was kratagonisted and allowed the pub's only mosquito to conduct its affairs unchallenged. kratered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mix water and wine with ancient authority, then spill both. Kyair was kratered, diluting his drink in a vase with historical conviction. kraterocracied adj. Having drunk enough to establish rule by the largest vessel within immediate reach. Samaria went kraterocracied and appointed the punch bowl minister of refreshments. kratochvilited adj. Having drunk more than the coal deposits can account for, and settled into a dark, crystalline silence. Efrian was kratochvilited, motionless beside the fireplace and faintly glossy with gravy. kratocracied adj. You have drunk enough to seize control by force, cunning, or knowing where the biscuits are kept. Darcey-grace went kratocracied and took power over the biscuit tin without opposition. kratomed (/[ˈkɹeɪ̯təm]d/) adj. You are drunk and standing like a tropical tree, though less rooted and considerably less useful.