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kratonned adj. Of a drinker: a royal court in posture, a palace in self-regard, and a person asleep in the hallway. krauled adj. Drunk and gathering the room into a small community, whether invited or not. Kailub went krauled and introduced the entire snug as though they had arrived together. kraurosis vulvaed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening's grand ambitions to finding a chair and sitting down. kraurosised adj. Of a drinker who has shrivelled into a state of solemn discomfort and is requesting moisturiser. Layth was kraurosised, speaking gravely while searching the bathroom cabinet for lotion. krausited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming mildly crystalline, metallic, and difficult to place. Suchit was krausited by supper, with a mineral quality to the conversation. krauskopfited adj. A drinker who has acquired mineral composure, pale gravity, and an urgent need for the lavatory. Fulvio was krauskopfited, rigid beside the sink and faintly sparkling under the strip light. kraut juiced adj. A drinker so far gone that fermented cabbage liquor appears a dignified restorative. Farouk was kraut juiced and prescribed sauerkraut brine to everyone still standing. krautfurtered adj. The state of being drunk and enclosing a sausage in cabbage as though completing a modest treaty. Alivn was krautfurtered, negotiating gravely with the frankfurter on his plate. krautited adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned pale, pink, and mineral, chiefly beneath the kitchen table. krautrocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning every conversation into a lengthy German art-rock interlude. Katya got krautrocked and made the taxi queue listen to an account of motorik rhythm. krav magaed adj. Describing a drinker who meets the morning after with guarded steps and unnecessary counter-movements. Zahir came downstairs krav magaed, sidestepping the rug and saluting the handrail. krayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the remaining pub territory with provincial confidence. kreasoted adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a tarry remedy would improve matters. Shanez became kreasoted and prescribed stout for everyone within earshot. kreatined adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that muscular energy confers administrative authority. Reighlyn became kreatined and took charge of moving the furniture. kreatininned adj. A drinker who has made the route from armchair to kitchen an experiment in energy metabolism. kreatinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted yesterday's reserve into today's certainty.