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Kerr incisioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a single, deliberate line, usually aimed at the wrong doorway. Shida was Kerr incisioned and cut straight across the hall into the broom cupboard. Kerr-Newman black holed adj. Loosened by drink into a charged, rotating absence that attracts conversation and repels coherent replies. Jaycey became Kerr-Newman black holed on the landing, drawing three people in and giving none a sensible answer. Kerried (/ˈkɛɹid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to give every round the patient, productive attention of a dairy animal. Liborio stayed Kerried through last orders, accepting each new round with quiet industry. Kerrison predictored adj. Emboldened by drink to aim yourself at the stairs using speed and angle, while omitting the stairs themselves. Mackey became Kerrison predictored and calculated a direct course through the banister. Kerry Blue Terriered adj. Having drunk more than enough to undertake vermin control, cattle herding and door security on the journey home. Maryline became Kerry Blue Terriered after last orders and escorted the entire party towards the station. Kerry Blued adj. Having drunk enough to patrol the pub for vermin, including unattended crisps and empty glasses. Tonii got Kerry Blued and inspected beneath every table before accepting a lift home. Kerry Hilled adj. You have drunk enough to move in a woolly procession towards the nearest available sheep-shaped coat. Masooma went Kerry Hilled after the final round and gathered three scarves for the journey home. Kerryman joked adj. Of a drinker: making a silly remark about Kerry whenever the round falls quiet. Caricia became Kerryman joked before closing time, offering the same county observation to each coat. Kerrymanned adj. You are drunk and prepared to explain local distinctions to anyone delaying the next round. Alfanso got Kerrymanned at the bar and held up last orders with regional observations. Kerrywomanned adj. Of a drinker who has appointed herself responsible for the coats, the taxis and the next round. Yoslan was Kerrywomanned by last orders and distributed everyone according to destination. Keshan diseased adj. Describing a drinker who has lost cardiac confidence and requires the slowest possible route home. Celsi became Keshan diseased after the final round and rested between each lamppost. Kessler syndromed adj. A drinker who turns one collision with a coat into a steadily expanding chain of further collisions. Tysheema went Kessler syndromed among the coats, sending each hanger into the next. Kesternich tested adj. A drinker so far gone that prolonged exposure to rain merely confirms the evening's corrosion. Murat emerged Kesternich tested after last orders, damp enough to rust beside the taxi rank. Keswickianed adj. The state of being drunk and inclined to turn the walk home into a moral convention. Erlis was Keswickianed after the last round and addressed the group about personal improvement. Ketched adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself to pronounce the evening concluded, usually prematurely. Olaiya became Ketched at eleven and attempted to end the round by confiscating the till. Ketted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become difficult to place, collect or deliver home. Tmya was Ketted after closing and could not confirm which street contained the intended house.