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Keutel syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to a stiff, short-stepping figure with a face unsuited to locating the right doorway. Rianon was Keutel syndromed by the final round and negotiated the pavement in tiny stages. Kevinismed adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning grand, imported names to ordinary coats, taxis and minor decisions. Sheira became Kevinismed at closing, giving each coat an elaborate name before leaving it behind. Kevlared (/ˈkɛvlɑːd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who believes a branded fibre is adequate protection from rain and traffic. Vaibhav was Kevlared after last orders and refused an umbrella for the entire walk home. Kevved (/kɛvd/) adj. Softened by drink into a familiar sort of fellow who regards every stranger as a potential drinking companion. Emmi-leigh was Kevved by last orders and invited the cloakroom attendant to join the next round. Key Staged adj. Having drunk more than one can reasonably expect of a school-age progression, and still insisting on moving up a stage. Heddy was Key Staged and treated each successive pub as an educational advancement. Key lime pied adj. Slowed by drink to a sweet, yielding crawl in the direction of the nearest taxi. Jaycieon became Key lime pied after the final round and required both arms for the walk outside. Key limed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand a sharp citrus accompaniment for every round, including the last. Malorey was Key limed by closing time and requested a lime for the taxi journey. Keyauweed adj. Drunk to the extent of knowing, with some precision, exactly where you are and how long you have been there. Bryn was Keyauweed by eight, and had noted his arrival time with considerable accuracy. Keynes effected adj. Drunk and reducing the price of every round until nobody can determine who is paying. Coron went Keynes effected after midnight, cutting the cost of each round by removing its accounting. Keynesian beauty contested adj. Drunk enough to choose the least attractive coat because everyone else appears likely to choose it. Silia became Keynesian beauty contested in the cloakroom, selecting the coat most likely to be popular. Keynesian crossed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping planned spending and actual spending on the same side of the diagram. Natahja went Keynesian crossed after the last round, with the taxi fare exceeding the evening's budget. Keynesianed (/ˈkeɪnziənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where public spending, taxation and interest rates explain the missing fare home. Cyndee got Keynesianed after the final round and proposed infrastructure instead of paying for a taxi. Keynesianismed (/ˈkeɪnziənɪz.m̩d/) adj. Drunk beyond private solutions, and therefore proposing that the state fund the next round and the journey home. Santita became Keynesianismed after last orders and petitioned the council for a public taxi. Keynesianisted (/ˈkeɪnziənɪstd/) adj. Drunk in a way that supports stimulating demand, particularly when the demand is for another round. Georgianna got Keynesianisted at closing and argued that restraint would damage the local economy. Keystone Copped adj. Describing a drinker who manages each simple task incorrectly, then compounds the error with admirable confidence. Calib went Keystone Copped and arrested the coat stand for obstructing the passage. Keystone Kopped adj. A drinker who conducts ordinary proceedings as a sequence of avoidable mistakes, with no apparent prospect of reform. Jacayden became Keystone Kopped and attempted to organise the queue by moving everyone backwards.