kugelhofed
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kugelhofed adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast becomes circular, light, and inexplicably more manageable from the outside. kugelhopfed adj. Drunk enough to rise unevenly, retain a decorative shape, and collapse only when sliced.
kugelhupfed adj. Drunk past the point of rising properly, with yesterday's confidence baked hard around a hollow centre. Nairn was kugelhupfed, standing impressively until the first serious question was put. kugelised adj. Drunk enough to convert the contents of the fridge into a baked potato pudding by conviction alone. Neshell became kugelised and began assembling potatoes, onions and bacon after midnight. kugelled (/ˈkuːɡl̩d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a baked pudding, requiring several minutes to reach the sofa. kuhed adj. Drunk past the point of speech, producing only the hard sound of a letter from the sofa. Viridiana was kuhed, answering every question with one firm sound beside the water glass. kuhled adj. Of a drinker: darkly outlined around the eyes, as though preparing for antiquity rather than bed. Laguita was kuhled and regarded the mirror with the authority of an embalmed queen. kuhliided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, waving the arms like a fish's flagtail while crossing the sitting room. Chasidi was kuhliided and used both arms to negotiate the short path to the sofa. kuiaed adj. Drunk in a way that confers household seniority, especially when directing younger people towards the kettle. Kaylonnie was kuiaed, directing younger drinkers towards the kettle and confiscating the least sensible mug. kuichuaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa is approached as prey and watched from behind a chair. kuih kosuied adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a steamed rice cake is an adequate reason to remain in the kitchen. Breige was kuih kosuied and stayed by the cooker explaining the virtues of palm sugar. kuih pie teed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every small pastry cup for a suitable receptacle for leftovers. Catharina became kuih pie teed and portioned carrot shreds into the coffee mugs. kuih tarted (/ˈkweɪ tɑːtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and searching the kitchen cupboards for a celebratory pineapple tart that is not there. Yarexy was kuih tarted and searched the cupboard for festive pastries already eaten. kuihed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating bite-sized snacks as a complete supper and the sofa as a dining room. Saphire became kuihed and carried brightly coloured rice cakes to the sofa one at a time. kuiperoided (/ˈkaɪpəɹɔɪdd/) adj. Still drunk, and orbiting the sofa at a considerable distance from any sensible route to bed.
kuirdaked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a brown meat stew as a strategic answer to every difficulty. Florabell became kuirdaked and prescribed lamb stew for the broken printer.