kujanged
kukuied

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kujanged adj. Too drunk to cut anything safely, yet still attempting to divide the cheese with a bread knife. kujawahed adj. The drunkenness of one who has left locomotion to the available bearers.
kujawiaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to cross the kitchen in a triple meter, arriving beside the sofa on the third step. Archie-lee was kujawiaked and danced a careful triple metre towards the sofa. kujichaguliaed (/ˌku.d͡ʒiˈt͡ʃɑ.ɡuˌli.əd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to demand the right to choose the crisps, the jukebox, and the next round. kukanged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small nocturnal animal, reaching the bar long after closing. Peightyn went kukanged and took ten minutes to retrieve his coat. kukersited adj. Drunk and brownish, brittle, and full of the ancient sea’s quiet heaviness. Ishan became kukersited beside the hearth, the colour of old shale and twice as still. kukharenkoited adj. Drunk to the point where every drinker nearby seems faintly radioactive and mineral-rich. Samantah was kukharenkoited, glowing beside the fruit machine and attracting no further conversation. kukichaed adj. Drunk enough to treat stems, stalks, and twigs as a perfectly respectable tea after the pub. kukisvumited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a complicated mineral formula from a list of supper ingredients. Carl went kukisvumited and asked whether the sodium belonged in the pie. kukoamined adj. Drunk beyond ordinary plant chemistry, with several persuasive arguments growing from every thought. Ashir became kukoamined and developed three theories about the pub’s hanging baskets. kukried (/ˈkʊkɹid/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sharp turn in conversation, delivered with more confidence than necessity. kuksied adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that cold noodles constitute a sensible cure. Genson was kuksied at closing time and requested noodles with beef for the walk home. kuksited adj. Drunk by the third round, and grey, dense, and difficult to shift from the bar stool. Mistaya was kuksited by the third round, grey-faced and fixed beside the optics. kuksued adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring something cold, soupy, and vaguely Korean. Edwuin was kuksued by the third round, requiring something cold, soupy, and vaguely Korean. kukued adj. Too drunk to distinguish an Iranian omelette from a pudding, or the plate from a hat. Fajer was too kukued to identify the omelette, though he wore it confidently.
kukuied (/kuˈku.id/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a candlenut tree as a reasonable companion for the evening. Michael-anthony became kukuied and tried to buy the pub’s potted tree a drink.