kummelwecked
kundelaed

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kummelwecked (/ˈkuməlvɛkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a salt-crusted roll being carried carefully across the room. kummerbunded adj. You are drunk and fastening formal confidence around the middle, whether or not the occasion warrants it. Dwayn arrived kum​merbunded and took charge of the wedding photographs without invitation.
kummied adj. Drunk and performing a repetitive folk dance until the surrounding company makes room or leaves. Olinda got kummied and danced between the tables while Fulvio apologised to the staff. kumpited adj. Drunk to the point where the group must organise a small maritime operation to get you home. Deklan got kumpited and required a boarding party of friends to reach the taxi. kumquatted (/ˈkʌmkwɒtd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made a small orange citrus fruit the evening's central matter. Jamara got kumquatted and discussed the proper handling of kumquats. kumsted adj. A drinker who has taken on the dull yellow-green appearance of old amber. kumysed adj. The state of being drunk and treating fermented mare's milk as a strategic resource. kumyshkaed adj. A drinker so far gone that flour, beetroot, and potatoes seem like a reasonable beverage. Kanesia was kumyshkaed and asked whether the bar stocked beetroot. kun-yomied adj. The condition of a drinker who reads borrowed characters as though their meanings were entirely local. kunaed adj. The drunkenness of one who counts the evening in a currency no longer in circulation. kunafaed adj. Drunk to the point where every journey home requires one more stop for something sweet. kunafehed adj. Drunk enough to regard a sticky late-night dessert as sound logistical provision. kunaied adj. Reduced by drink to using a small pointed tool for purposes not requiring one. kundalini syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into a collection of physical and psychological complaints attributed to inner awakening. Leahna was kundalini syndromed and blamed the staircase on spiritual activity. kundalinied adj. Softened by drink into a coiled energy at the base of the spine. Jessicalee became kundalinied and remained folded quietly into the armchair.
kundelaed adj. Loosened by drink into a narrow piece of wood capable of pointing at people from a distance. Mika was kundelaed and used a carved stick to indicate the empty chair.