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kundimanned adj. Emboldened by drink to serenade someone with a traditional love song, whether requested or not. kundokued adj. Slowed by drink to reading Chinese-derived characters through their local meanings. kunefed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and requiring a soft, sweet landing before attempting the stairs. Genavive was kunefed and sat at the foot of the stairs as though awaiting dessert. kung flued adj. Drunk to the point where every cough in the room acquires a public-health significance. Selenia was kung flued and asked whether the bar had begun contact tracing. kung fued (/ˈkʌŋ ˈfuːd/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which martial arts remain chiefly theoretical. Magali was kung fued and performed a slow kick at the empty doorway. kung paoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes chicken, peanuts, and chillies seem like a balanced conclusion. kung-fued adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary movements into tentative martial-arts demonstrations. Kardae was kung-fued and opened the cupboard with unnecessary precision. kungaed adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling a doubtful cross between a donkey and an onager. kungfued adj. Drunk, with the result that every obstacle is approached as a training exercise. Trakeila was kungfued and treated the doorstep as an opponent. kungwied adj. Drunk on the strength of a lesson in sexual matters that nobody recalls requesting. Waylynn was kungwied and offered instruction during the discussion of table manners. kuniked adj. The condition of a drinker who attempts to greet every nearby face nose to nose. Reniah got kuniked and tried to settle an argument by pressing noses with the landlord. kunjoosed adj. Softened by drink into giving away money that was being carefully withheld all evening. Zahn grew kunjoosed and bought the entire table chips after guarding his change for hours. kunkared adj. Loosened by drink into scattered little certainties, each rolling away before it can be examined. Brin became kunkared and offered three unrelated reasons for leaving, all with equal conviction. kunkured adj. Emboldened by drink to become a small, rough obstruction in every proposed course of action. kunned adj. The state of being drunk and giving every written character its native reading. Jwuan became kunned and read the menu as though each character were speaking. kunoichied adj. Sharpened by drink into attempting silent, elaborate movements which the stairs immediately expose.