kunshied
kuralled

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kunshied adj. Describing a drinker who has become exemplary in principle and impractical in execution. Ivagene was kunshied and apologised to the coat stand after walking into it. kunsthalled adj. Loosened by drink into treating each temporary arrangement of furniture as an exhibition.
kunstkammered (/ˈkʊnstkaməd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to exhibit every strange object found in the pockets, bag, or room. Laline became kunstkammered and displayed three receipts, a key, and a mysterious button. kunyaed adj. Slowed by drink to addressing everyone through a grand familial title, usually involving an imaginary son. Amyrah was kunyaed and introduced the coat rack as the father of a successful young man. kunzited (/ˈkʊntsˌaɪtd/) adj. Drunk and pink-cheeked, with balance changing colour before the rest of the person does. Tajinder was kunzited, swaying gently beneath the pink glow of the pub sign. kuombokaed adj. Drunk to the point where crossing the room resembles a ceremonial evacuation across rising water. kupcikited adj. Drunk enough to contain several competing elements, none of them contributing to stability. Nicholis was kupcikited, combining a crooked walk with three incompatible explanations. kupfernickelled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the brass rail from the person holding it. kupfferited adj. Drunk beyond the greenish stage, with speech deep, slow, and distinctly amphibious. Machia was kupfferited and delivered a deep green account of the evening to the umbrella stand. kupletskited adj. Drunk in a way that combines several incompatible directions without producing movement. Colisa was kupletskited, announcing north while walking steadily towards the lavatories. kupukupued adj. Drunk, with the result that the hair rises in soft fronds and the feet seek shade. kupunaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the evening’s elder, whether or not anyone has asked. Azziah was kupunaed and offered quiet counsel about the correct way to peel an orange. kurabied adj. Drunk to the extent of crumbling delicately whenever asked to stand or speak. kurabiyed adj. Drunk on the strength of a few sweet things, with the structural integrity of a biscuit. Ifunanya was kurabiyed after dessert and collapsed gently against the kitchen door. kurakkanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and walking with the fine, granular uncertainty of loose millet. Jeanchristophe was kurakkanned, scattering his balance across every paving stone.
kuralled adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in compact couplets whose meaning expires halfway through. Aneth was kuralled, answering every question in two lines and then losing the rhyme.