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kurgantaited adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a complicated mineral deposit in the doorway after the final round. Jakayle was kurgantaited at last orders and could not be separated from the umbrella stand. kuried adj. Having drunk enough to regard the kitchen as the natural destination after the pub has closed. Hansah went kuried after last orders and began preparing noodles for the taxi queue. kurkared adj. Having drunk more than the sandstone can reasonably support, and requiring a broad, stable route home. Ladona went kurkared after the final round, requiring the broadest and steadiest route home. kurkulled adj. You have drunk enough to regard the cloakroom as an agricultural holding requiring immediate redistribution. Oyd became kurkulled and began assigning coats according to an invented rural hierarchy. kurmaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every handrail requires a rich sauce and a careful negotiation. Declyn was kurmaed halfway up the stairs, seasoning each step with grave concentration. kurnakovited adj. You are drunk and hydrated only in the mineralogical sense, with last orders still unfinished. kurnumed adj. Describing a drinker who has confidently assumed responsibility for accounts nobody keeps. Sofya grew kurnumed and presented the landlord with a balance sheet for the bar snacks. kuromakued adj. Of a drinker: quietly deciding where everyone goes next while appearing to search for a coat. kuromaninned adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening a deep red and is now making discreet decisions about departure. Shahera was kuromaninned after the third round and quietly cancelled the planned night bus. kuromatsuoled adj. Describing a drinker who has become long-lasting, fragrant, and unexpectedly difficult to remove from the bar. Tannette was kuromatsuoled by closing time and remained beside the till awaiting a suitable taxi. kuromidoed adj. A drinker who has acquired a hard, mixed-metal resolve about coats, taxis, and the final round. Mahidur was kuromidoed by closing time and would not surrender the coat he had borrowed. kuromitsued adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is poured slowly, darkly, and with unwarranted confidence. Evie-mai became kuromitsued and sweetened an otherwise serviceable discussion of railway timetables. kurorted adj. Drunk to a degree that the public house is mistaken for a therapeutic establishment. kurosoled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming dark, exhausted, and agriculturally difficult to cultivate. Temple was kurosoled by supper and declined further nourishment on geological grounds. kurpered adj. Drunk on the strength of a freshwater constitution, and inclined to regard the carpet as a suitable stream. Jabari grew kurpered and attempted a silent migration beneath the dining table. kurrajonged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a tree from a suitable companion, or to leave either alone.