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kwanned adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every movement between bar and table as martial training. kwanzaed (/ˈkwɑːnzəd/) adj. Still drunk, and dividing the bill into a hundred imaginary portions before paying none of them. kwashiorkored (/kwɒʃ.iˈɔː.kɔːd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a nourishing supper from a plate of chips with theoretical protein. Nakeisha became kwashiorkored and declared the pickled egg nutritionally complete. kwasoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake illicit spirit for a respectable house pour. Lonesha got kwasoed and praised the mysterious clear measure as a fine local gin. kwassa kwassaed (/ˈkwɑs.ə ˈkwɑs.əd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with keeping the hips and hands under separate management. Dontarious became kwassa kwassaed and danced beside the dartboard with admirable persistence. kwassaed adj. Having drunk enough to pitch gently from side to side like a small fishing boat. kwatied adj. You have drunk enough to regard a bowl of mixed sprouts as a proper answer to supper. kwatumaed adj. You are drunk and moving with the slow, watchful sinuosity of something that lives among rocks. Trintiy went kwatumaed and slid along the bar rather than walking round it. kway chapped adj. Describing a drinker who has assembled offal, noodles and pickles into one unarguable supper. kway japped adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to flat strips, dark sauce and whatever meat remains. kway teowed (/ˌkweɪ ˈtjaʊd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence has become a long, flat strip laid across the table. kwazokued adj. Drunk to a degree that you assume the bearing of a nobleman, then mislay your slippers. Montressa became kwazokued and issued a dignified farewell before looking for the lavatory. kwded adj. You have drunk enough to compress the evening into an unexplained abbreviation. kwedinied (/kwiːˈdɪnid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of youthful solemnity, Xhosa vocabulary, and an urgent interest in crisps. kweened adj. Drunk on the strength of which you reign over the room, subject to the availability of chairs. kwelaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing township fanfare on whatever resembles a penny whistle.