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kwenged (/kwɛŋd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that physical attractiveness confers authority over the jukebox. Roslie got kwenged and selected music for a room that had not asked her. kwerekwered adj. Drunk by closing time, and foreign to the premises, the customs, and the location of your shoes. Vontavius became kwerekwered and requested directions to the pub from its landlord. kwik cricketed adj. Still drunk, and approaching the evening as a high-speed children’s match in which everyone receives a turn. Keundre was kwik cricketed, fielding imaginary balls between the tables with enthusiasm. kwolu-aatmwolled adj. Too drunk to reconcile appearances with anatomy, and therefore content to classify yourself by whichever bathroom is nearer. kwonganned adj. Sufficiently drunk to form a hardy western Australian plant community around the barbecue. kwongkanned adj. Having drunk enough to become a plant community by another spelling, with the same modest horticultural ambitions. kwukyelled (/ˈkuɡjʌld/) adj. You have drunk enough to insert abbreviated Korean grammatical signs into every available piece of writing. kwyjiboed adj. You are drunk and performing a yo-yo trick whose name has outlived your ability to stand. Annেমary became kwyjiboed and attempted the trick beside the fruit machine. kyabajoed adj. Of a drinker who has become a hostess, paid chiefly in conversation and the occasional salted nut. kyabakuraed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the pub into a Japanese entertainment club, with himself as both hostess and customer. Woodruff became kyabakuraed and charged the table for his own attentive conversation. kyacked adj. A drinker who swings from side to side like luggage on a packsaddle, yet remains nominally transportable. kyaed adj. Of a drinker: drunk by a thousand years, give or take the taxi journey home. kyaied adj. A drinker so far gone that religious expertise is delivered from beside the karaoke machine. Makell became kyaied and preached on Islamic jurisprudence between two songs. kyakked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an enclosed seat seem seaworthy and the shortest route an expedition. Roylene became kyakked and charted a course from the bar to the lavatory. kyamanchaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating each passing conversation as an invitation to perform. Livvy became kyamanchaed early, serenading strangers while Sagarika collected the abandoned glasses. kyanged adj. Drunk by the third round, and already displaying the independence of a wild ass.