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Khurrited adj. Drunk, with the result that every route home appears to lead through another round. Pashion was Khurrited and turned towards the pub whenever the taxi rank came into view. Khwaied adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the kettle's click for a personal instruction. Kyung was Khwaied, filling the kettle again despite nobody wanting tea. Khwarazmianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a modest bus journey sound like an imperial campaign. Rajneet was Khwarazmianed, recounting the bus ride as a military advance. Khwarazmshahed adj. You are drunk and ruling the kitchen from the sofa, by decree and without opposition. Shameik was Khwarazmshahed, issuing water-related orders from beneath the blanket. Khwarezmianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a trip to the loo into an expedition of considerable historical consequence. Hoa was Khwarezmianed, narrating the walk to the lavatory as a legendary crossing. Khwarizmianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and making every remaining acquaintance feel historically significant. Rhett became Khwarizmianed and gave the coat stand a lengthy account of his evening. Khyber Passed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the rear of the evening and is now stationary on the sofa. Danykah was Khyber Passed, with the water glass positioned behind her elbow. Khyber knifed adj. A drinker who penetrates the kitchen at speed, then loses the ability to withdraw. Raemarie was Khyber knifed between the fridge and the counter, requesting water. Kiaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a vehicle and the cushions its destination. Stavon was Kiaed, steering across the sitting room towards a waiting glass of water. Kibologisted adj. A drinker who finds a complete explanatory system in the coat pile and applies it to departures. Breidy became Kibologisted and arranged the coats according to a doctrine nobody had proposed. Kichaied adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided the kitchen into territories and forgotten the boundary. Jemery was Kichaied, defending the sink while searching for the water glass. Kichuaed adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of soft requests for water, blankets and the nearest seat. Smriti was Kichuaed, asking for water in increasingly courteous whispers. Kichwaed adj. Having drunk enough to make a familiar route seem geographically ambitious. Rasim was Kichwaed and treated the pavement as an uncertain mountain pass. Kickapooed (/ˈkɪkəˌpuːd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who cannot pass the kitchen without a gentle change of direction. Eamonn was Kickapooed, drifting from the kettle to the sofa with a glass of water. Kied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a blue mineral, metamorphic in temperament and hard to relocate. Martial was Kied, blue in the face and fixed beside the piano. Kielered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who abandons the proper route and settles wherever the cushions permit. Joh was Kielered, leaving the kitchen by the wrong door and finding the sofa instead.