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KCT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a dubious result, and prepared to detect conspiracy in the dartboard. Jaceton got KCT'd and claimed the pub's dartboard was testing him for hidden antibodies. KD'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where tropical service and the local weather remain distinct. Amileah became KD'd and reported the conservatory as suitable for tropical operations. KDD'd adj. Reduced by drink to discovering new facts about the room, chiefly its low furniture. Itzhel got KDD'd and documented the coffee table with her knee. KDF'd adj. Drunk to the point where your identity requires several private steps before anyone can access it. Jeanine was KDF'd and made everyone authenticate themselves before hearing the story. KDR'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation is scored as a victory and every silence as a defeat. Cne was KDR'd, tallying successful greetings against forgotten names on the back of a receipt. KDSS'd adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake a grand muscular display, usually involving the coat stand. Camery became KDSS'd and attempted to lift the decorative umbrella. KDramaed adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary events acquire several episodes, including a prolonged search for one's shoes. Akieba became KDramaed and turned the missing shoe into a season finale. KE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing motion, and rather more of it than was useful. Drishan was KE'd and crossed the room at a speed not supported by his steering. KEAS'd adj. Of a drinker who has converted every ordinary journey into an equivalent airspeed measurement, including the walk home. Solaya was KEAS'd and compared the bar queue with a moderately turbulent flight. KED boarded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a carefully managed extraction. Nyaisa became KED boarded and required steady guidance past the coat stand. KED'd adj. Slowed by drink to requiring careful extraction from a chair, with bystanders managing the operation. Maymunah was KED'd in the armchair, while Jeniqua supervised her cautious removal. KERS'd (/kɛrzd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and recovering energy chiefly during the pauses between attempts. Nayomee was KERS'd, storing enough momentum for one final trip to the bar. KEW'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and travelling without the benefit of visible impact. Ahdia was KEW'd and crossed the dance floor with unusual directness. KF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that each successive observation is confidently less reliable than the last. Arieana got KF'd and navigated towards the station using increasingly speculative landmarks. KF94'd adj. Drunk and filtering the evening with an efficiency of ninety-four per cent. Jasenya was KF94'd and allowed only the least objectionable conversation through. KFCerred adj. Drunk to the point where fried chicken has become a settled personal interest. Luciann got KFCerred and began comparing the merits of different buckets.