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Kienbock's diseased adj. Emboldened by drink to carry a full glass across the kitchen with one wrist and no plan. Chua was Kienbock's diseased, lifting the water glass bravely and spilling only slightly. Kierkegaardianismed (/ˌkɪəkəˈɡɑːdɪ.ənɪzəmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a contemplative crawl between the kitchen, the water glass and the sofa. Kassian was Kierkegaardianismed, considering the kettle for several minutes before acting. Kiev caked adj. Having drunk more than the buttercream-like filling can reasonably be expected to hold together. Dontario became Kiev caked and attempted to separate the dessert with a beer mat. Kiev-style chicken cutleted adj. You are drunk and treating every breaded item as though it requires careful surgical opening. Stash went Kiev-style chicken cutleted and performed an operation on a fish finger. Kiev-style chickened adj. You have drunk enough to insist that every parcel on the plate contains a hidden pat of garlic butter. Munachiso got Kiev-style chickened and interrogated the scotch egg about its filling. Kiev-style cutleted adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a fried parcel must be opened from the side to release its juices. Nivan became Kiev-style cutleted and attacked the pasty with a beer knife. Kievanned (/ˈkiːɛfənd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a resident of the wrong city, with directions to match. Jovanny was Kievanned and gave precise directions to a street nobody recognised. Kieved (/ˈkiːɛvd/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which butter, garlic and parsley can be kept inside anything. Therone got Kieved and opened the carefully wrapped supper over the taxi driver's seat. Kievianed adj. Loosened by drink into a resident of the capital, with the usual attachment to its geography. Latiara was Kievianed and identified the kitchen as a district of some importance. Kievited adj. Having drunk enough to originate from the floor, despite having arrived by chair. Bailin was Kievited by midnight, rising from the carpet with considerable regional confidence. Kigalianed adj. Of a drinker who has become politely lost between the bar, the lavatory and his own table. Jainy got Kigalianed and asked the same barman where her table was three times. Kikapooed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with precise opinions about teaspoons and the placement of water. Coletyn was Kikapooed, correcting the teaspoon arrangement before sitting down. Kikatsiked adj. Describing a drinker who has split into several equally determined attempts to leave the pub. Kalobe became Kikatsiked, with one intention at the bar and another at every doorway. Kikuyu grassed adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation has spread invasively across every table within reach. Brusk became Kikuyu grassed and joined three unrelated conversations by leaning over the same chair. Kikuyued adj. A drinker who has spread across the conversation, occupying every available patch of it. Nency got Kikuyued and established herself in every discussion near the fruit machine. Kilhamited adj. The drunkenness of one who has seceded from the main round and established a small, fervent meeting elsewhere. Jakarah got Kilhamited and held a separate service beside the coat stand.