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Kimismed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that personal will can overcome the closing time. Cederick became Kimismed and announced that closing time was merely advisory. Kimisted adj. The condition of a drinker who supports every proposal, provided it involves another round. Hydea was Kimisted and supported the motion to acquire more crisps. Kimjongiliaed adj. The drunkenness of one who blooms magnificently beneath modest pressure, then wilts beside the coat stand. Kostantinos became Kimjongiliaed and flourished through the speeches before wilting by the coats. Kimjongilismed adj. Reduced by drink to a hereditary theory of succession, beginning with the last pint. Danek became Kimjongilismed and appointed his half-finished lager heir to the evening. Kimjongilisted adj. Softened by drink into following any grand doctrine, so long as it leads towards a sofa. Yandry became Kimjongilisted and followed the grand procession directly to the sofa. Kimmerianed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary darkness acquires the permanence of an ancient legend. Jinni became Kimmerianed and treated the unlit hallway as an enduring geographical condition. Kimried adj. Drunk in a way that makes the household’s old name preferable to any modern explanation. Sharel woke Kimried, using an archaic title for the fridge and refusing newer terminology. Kimura diseased adj. Sharpened by drink into diagnosing every swelling as a private medical revelation. Skyllar became Kimura diseased and examined a neck lump that proved to be a scarf. Kin-Balled adj. Loosened by drink into addressing three conversations at once, with a large object somehow involved. Naelynn became Kin-Balled and attempted three conversations beside the venue's enormous ball. Kinboteaned adj. Slowed by drink to suspect that every ordinary speaker is an elaborate invention. Akeisha became Kinboteaned and questioned whether the coat-check attendant was fictional. Kindler syndromed adj. Drunk and blistering at the lightest contact, particularly from the edge of a bar stool. Vallerie was Kindler syndromed and treated the bar stool as a serious physical hazard. King Alfred's caked adj. Drunk enough to develop a noble exterior, a dry interior, and no useful response to tapping. Letwan became King Alfred's caked and remained immovable beneath the kitchen table. King Billy pined adj. Drunk past the point of remaining upright, yet preserving an impressive evergreen dignity. Suezette was King Billy pined, vertical in theory and coniferous in posture. King Charles spanielled adj. Drunk beyond dignity, trembling attractively at minor noises and seeking the nearest lap. Savieon became King Charles spanielled when someone opened a packet in the next room. King Charles' headed adj. Drunk, with the result that one irrelevant obsession intrudes upon every subject, including the bill. Nurah became King Charles' headed and returned to the same irrelevant point during the bill. King Charles's headed adj. Drunk to a degree that permits one persistent notion to annex the entire conversation. Redge became King Charles's headed and allowed one notion to annex the whole supper.