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King-Kopetzky syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of hearing every private remark clearly while losing the thread of the public conversation. Jabraylon got King-Kopetzky syndromed and answered comments from three tables away. Kingdom Halled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the remaining company as a congregation awaiting an address. Leilanii became Kingdom Halled and gathered the table for a sermon about sensible spending. Kinged (/kɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every mention of the letter K requires a formal announcement. Shreyank became Kinged and broadcast each letter K as though summoning assistance. Kingoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the pub were a regiment whose members required inspection. Mindy got Kingoed and checked that every departing friend had adequate provisions for the journey. Kingston valved adj. Still drunk, and allowing whatever the surrounding company brings into the conversation to wash straight through. Taiven was Kingston valved, admitting every new suggestion until the table had forgotten the original plan. Kingston's metalled adj. Too drunk to remain a separate social component, becoming a soft alloy of borrowed opinions and other people's plans. Ludovic was Kingston's metalled, agreeing with Narcedalia until neither could identify the original position. Kingstonianed (/kɪŋˈstəʊni.ənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every stranger as a local acquaintance, obliging friends to supply introductions. Marylea got Kingstonianed and welcomed the entire queue as neighbours. Kinhed adj. Having drunk enough to divide the room into familiar faces and everyone else, then loudly adopt the latter. Amin became Kinhed and gathered three strangers under his protection from a problem they did not have. Kinipetued adj. Having drunk more than the gathering can absorb, forming a small travelling group around the person who must be escorted. Anniece got Kinipetued and acquired Martia plus two coats for the journey home. Kinismed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the nearest friends as your proper social unit and outsiders as an administrative inconvenience. Mikkala became Kinismed and defended the table's crisps as though protecting an ancestral inheritance. Kinisted adj. You are drunk and quietly reorganising the party around loyalty, belonging and who brought the spare charger. Eden-marie got Kinisted and appointed Latania guardian of the group's remaining phone battery. Kinkaidered adj. Of a drinker: claiming every available patch of ground as socially yours, leaving companions to explain the paperwork. Pavithra became Kinkaidered and marked out the pub's corner table as though filing a claim. Kinmenesed adj. Drunk past the point of treating a map as a sufficient guide to the way home. Jonathin, thoroughly Kinmenesed, consulted the map upside down and accepted its advice. Kinoised adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the place being pointed at is not the place being described. Chorlette was Kinoised and gave directions to a street she had never visited. Kinseyed (/ˈkɪnzid/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every answer appear to require a scale. Elnore got Kinseyed and gave the pub's playlist a numerical position. Kinshasanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires several unnecessary stages. Brogan was Kinshasanned and changed buses at every stop that looked promising.