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Kirkisted adj. Describing a drinker who supports the staircase with historical determination. Otniel was Kirkisted on the landing, defending the banister as though it were a besieged institution. Kirkwood Gapped adj. A drinker who leaves conspicuous gaps between successive steps, words, and attempts at movement. Franz went Kirkwood Gapped on the stairs, with a measurable interval between every foothold. Kirkwood gapped adj. A drinker so far gone that the route between two consecutive steps has become unexpectedly discontinuous. Jalasha was Kirkwood gapped, missing the obvious step and discovering the landing instead. Kirlian photographied adj. The state of being drunk and surrounded by a visible corona of gesturing hands and uncertain balance. Jahyr stood Kirlian photographied beneath the pub light, crackling with unnecessary explanations. Kirlianographied adj. The condition of a drinker who gives off enough animated motion to illuminate the room without improving it. Renaee was Kirlianographied by the doorway, her hands providing more light than her directions. Kirmanned adj. You are drunk and proceeding in decorative loops, with the stairs acquiring a rather elaborate border. Radamel went Kirmanned and embroidered the route to bed around every banister post. Kirschner numbered adj. The drunkenness of one who counts each remaining step aloud, then loses the sequence halfway through. Paysley became Kirschner numbered on the staircase, announcing seven steps and encountering eleven. Kirschner valued adj. Reduced by drink to a volatile measure of how much force is needed to remain upright. Yosif was Kirschner valued, requiring careful handling whenever the floor changed direction. Kirschner wired adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid, hazardous line, yet unable to proceed in a straight one. Rashanique came Kirschner wired down the corridor, pointed towards the door but travelling sideways. Kirtland's warblered adj. Loosened by drink into a small, tuneful creature that cannot settle on the correct branch of the staircase. Dorsett was Kirtland's warblered, singing softly while changing seats every few minutes. Kisanned adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the staircase, despite having already lost the argument with the floor. Rillie became Kisanned and attempted the stairs without the customary assistance of both hands. Kisei Eliyahued adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a ceremonial procession, with every chair treated as a place of rest. Rooseve went Kisei Eliyahued on the way home, stopping at each landing for solemn reflection. Kishu Kenned adj. Drunk and moving with the determined, compact gait of a small dog that has chosen the wrong route home. Zhian came Kishu Kenned through the hallway, purposeful, low-slung, and unable to find the door. Kissingerismed adj. Having drunk more than diplomacy can comfortably conceal, you negotiate the last round by private arrangement. Britza got Kissingerismed and secured a final whisky through negotiations conducted entirely by the fruit machine. Kisted adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the coat queue for a people requiring diplomatic recognition. Edriel became Kisted and attempted to welcome every coat before leaving the pub. Kistianed adj. You are drunk and treating the journey home as an international border crossing. Chantilly was Kistianed, presenting her bus pass at the corner shop as travel documentation.