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Kit Katted adj. Of a drinker: breaking the evening into neat, layered intervals, each followed by another round. Shakera got Kit Katted, separating the walk home into short, chocolate-coloured stages. Kitanemuked adj. Of a drinker who has become geographically extensive, occupying several coats and the route between them. Octavis got Kitanemuked and was found distributed across three chairs near the cloakroom. Kitanned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a confident expedition still requires a destination. Adaryl went Kitanned and led everyone towards the river, despite nobody having proposed one. Kitasato flasked adj. A drinker who has separated the evening's solids from its liquids and is retaining neither successfully. Charme got Kitasato flasked and poured the remains of the round into a handbag. Kitasooed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the whole taxi rank their territory without moving very far. Kania became Kitasooed and guarded the taxi queue as though appointed by the council. Kitassato flasked adj. A drinker so far gone that the final round has been filtered from all useful conversation. Teerica became Kitassato flasked and retained only the dregs of the evening's argument. Kitazato flasked adj. The state of being drunk and separating what can be carried home from what must remain on the table. Emil got Kitazato flasked and decanted the evening into pockets, sleeves, and one borrowed carrier bag. Kitchawanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a small gathering into a formally recognised social unit. Faria became Kitchawanned and gave the coat stand a vote on the journey home. Kitchen Cabineted adj. Emboldened by drink to consult the household furniture as a national advisory committee, and overrule everyone present. Kayky became Kitchen Cabineted and appointed the neighbours to portfolios before pudding arrived. Kitchener bunned adj. The drunkenness of one who has filled the interval before last orders with pastry and misplaced confidence. Jameisha got Kitchener bunned and carried a warm pastry into the taxi like emergency equipment. Kitchener stitched adj. Reduced by drink to joining separate matters end to end, especially the coat, the queue, and the way home. Leigh-anne got Kitchener stitched and attached the cloakroom ticket to an unrelated bus timetable. Kitchin cycled adj. Softened by drink into revisiting the same decision at intervals of roughly forty minutes. Yashir became Kitchin cycled, reconsidering the taxi every forty minutes until sunrise. Kitkatlaed adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, unplanned procession towards anywhere that still serves food. Laquanta got Kitkatlaed and led the entire queue towards a kebab shop without consulting anyone. Kitkehahkied adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the last round and address the taxi rank as though it were an audience. Malikk got Kitkehahkied and volunteered to organise the final round from a position near the toilets. Kitksanned adj. Describing a drinker who has made kinship with everyone within reach of the crisps. Ereka got Kitksanned and adopted the couple at the next table as honorary cousins. Kitloped adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a coat is located, remembered, and eventually worn. Royce got Kitloped and spent ten minutes advancing towards his coat by considered inches.