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Kitsaied adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently assigning everyone a new identity from a place nobody can locate. Nieve went Kitsaied and renamed the entire table after tribes she had just discovered. Kitti's hog-nosed batted adj. Drunk and navigating the last orders by smell, in short uncertain movements close to the ground. Wincy became Kitti's hog-nosed batted and located the kebab shop before locating the exit. Kittianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the taxi rank from any other orderly line. Alianys got Kittianed and joined a supermarket queue believing it was the way home. Kittitianed adj. Drunk to the point where every route home appears to lead through the same small island of pavement. Ratana got Kittitianed and completed three circuits of the taxi rank without leaving it. Kittlitz's murreleted adj. Drunk enough to remain afloat through last orders while appearing only briefly above the surrounding coats. Gabriell got Kittlitz's murreleted and surfaced from the cloakroom long enough to request a taxi. Kittsianed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the shortest journey home is not necessarily the one involving more rounds. Emoree became Kittsianed and accepted directions from a stranger who was also lost. Kitty Hawkered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a search for somewhere still open. Jesslene got Kitty Hawkered and canvassed the taxi rank for a bar serving after midnight. Kiviat diagramed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's quantities are plotted across several axes, none of them reliable. Leonide got Kiviat diagramed and assessed the round, the taxi fare, and the remaining cash aloud. Kiwanianed adj. A drinker so far gone that he has appointed himself to a committee and minuted the evening. Gaither became Kiwanianed and proposed a charitable subcommittee for the unattended coats. Kiwanied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes organising a charitable taxi rota seem the obvious final duty. Jaywana got Kiwanied and collected contributions for a group taxi nobody had requested. Kiwi beared adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a local delicacy, though chiefly in his own estimation. Shamaine was Kiwi beared by midnight, and several guests discussed whether she required refrigeration. Kiwi cricketed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced sport to a short, improvised contest with inadequate equipment. Nyazia became Kiwi cricketed and bowled a rolled napkin beneath the sideboard. Kiwi dollared adj. Reduced by drink to currency of uncertain value, accepted chiefly because nobody can be bothered to dispute it. Heddy was Kiwi dollared and offered exact change in buttons for the cloakroom ticket. Kiwianaed adj. Softened by drink into a collection of national bric-à-brac, each object invested with undue significance. Lydia became Kiwianaed and gave the salt cellar a ceremonial history. Kiwied (/ˈkiːˌwiːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and privately convinced that national identity is now an adequate conversational subject. Damisi got Kiwied and explained the matter of national character to the taxi driver. Kiwinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of definite local character, without requiring any account of nationality. Shanton grew Kiwinessed and began classifying the furniture by its practical virtues.