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KG'd adj. Drunk and wearing the sofa cushion as though it were the highest household decoration. Shawn got KG'd and placed the largest cushion upon the most visible chair. KGB'd adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the last bus a known good board and board it without checking. Dalon went KGB'd and boarded the first bus displaying a familiar number. KH'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting solemn fellowship with anyone still willing to share a bench. Josephallen got KH'd and invited strangers to join a fellowship nobody had proposed. KHHV'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired an elaborate acronym for his social shortcomings. Ertan became KHHV'd after six pints and explained the acronym to the entire snug. KHV'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and causing every fish-related conversation to develop an unfortunate complication. Fraiser got KHV'd and explained pond hygiene to guests who had come for supper. KIA'd (/keɪ.aɪ.eɪd/) adj. Drunk enough to have been lost in action somewhere between the bar and the taxi. Coralene was KIA'd near the cloakroom, apparently unable to rejoin the party. KIAS'd adj. Drunk beyond judging whether the air is moving or merely the room, to the concern of everyone aboard. Bhagat became KIAS'd and asked the taxi whether its speed was indicated or true. KIBS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every ordinary errand resemble a specialised service requiring outside assistance. Breezy was KIBS'd and sought professional support for the short journey to the taxi. KID syndromed adj. Softened by drink into progressive visual opacity, hardened patches, and a prudent disregard for auditory information. Daleth grew KID syndromed and read the wine list through a steadily clouding corneal surface. KIP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to arrive with the firmness of a baton round. Ashmeet was KIP'd and met the doorframe with professional certainty. KIPS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of issuing thousands of instructions per second, chiefly concerning the kettle. Rovina got KIPS'd and directed Malyka through the preparation of one glass of water. KJ'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ordinary cigarette from a chemically ambitious one. Nailah was KJ'd and accepted a breadstick as a cigarette for several minutes. KJV-onlyered adj. Drunk beyond accepting any translation of the evening other than the authorised one. Nhung got KJV-onlyered and objected to the menu's modern phrasing. KKKerred adj. Drunk in a way that makes an unpleasant abbreviation seem briefly like a complete identity. Syler became KKKerred and was quietly moved away from the karaoke microphone. KL5'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every imaginary telephone number begins with a memorable exchange. Azarion was KL5'd and supplied the fictional number for the taxi company. KLH'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a disproportionately large response to a very small morning stimulus. Rubiel was KLH'd by a dropped spoon, mounting an elaborate account of the household's decline.