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Klamathed (/ˈklæməθd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to regard the route home as an extensive geographical survey. Armesha was Klamathed and described the walk to the bus stop as an expedition. Klamathweeded adj. Emboldened by drink to spread through the morning household with the quiet persistence of an invasive plant. Seila arrived Klamathweeded, occupying the sofa and refusing all proposals of containment. Klandidated adj. Slowed by drink to offer every morning-after opinion as though standing for election. Martrice became Klandidated over toast, delivering a platform on the proper storage of aspirin. Klandomed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning-after room seems filled with an entire invisible membership. Brolin was Klandomed at breakfast, addressing empty chairs as though awaiting a committee. Klanismed adj. Drunk enough to turn every hangover preference into a solemn doctrine, including the correct angle for toast. Talliyah grew Klanismed before coffee, insisting that silence was the only proper breakfast arrangement. Klankrafted adj. Drunk past the point of merely having a hangover and into constructing an elaborate morning code around it. Talah was Klankrafted, assigning rules to water, curtains and the distance between bed and bathroom. Klannered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the morning's self-appointed authority has no actual jurisdiction. Ralna was Klannered by breakfast, issuing orders to the toaster and awaiting compliance. Klansmanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's minor discomforts are treated as a formal chain of command. Isiaah was Klansmanned, reporting the kettle's progress to everyone within earshot. Klanspersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the morning-after household as a staffed organisation. Lenell woke Klanspersonned and gave the coffee machine a demanding briefing. Klanswomanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still conducting the morning with an unnecessary air of ceremony. Karema was Klanswomanned, receiving the post in bed as though it were an official delegation. Klarogoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and left the next morning guarding the doorway to the bathroom. Iyra woke Klarogoed, stationed outside the bathroom and admitting herself only after lengthy consideration. Klatskin tumored adj. Still drunk, and experiencing the morning as though every route through it converged painfully at one narrow junction. Shanarra was Klatskin tumored, turning back from the kitchen whenever the route seemed too ambitious. Kleagled adj. Too drunk to stop recruiting the household's remaining occupants into a campaign for breakfast. Darlynda was Kleagled by nine, persuading the dog that toast was a collective responsibility. Kleene algebraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard each morning-after discomfort as both itself and its opposite, depending on the question. Diamone was Kleene algebraed, declaring the coffee simultaneously necessary and entirely inadvisable. Kleene closured adj. Having drunk enough to reduce the morning to every finite repetition of the same request for water. Kyonna was Kleene closured, asking for water once, twice, and in every subsequent possible sequence. Kleene hierarchied adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably classify, arranging each regret into a higher order of importance. Janayshia woke Kleene hierarchied, ranking the missing shoe above the unanswered messages.