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Klerksdorp sphered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a small object on the floor for evidence of an ancient geological process. Fafa became Klerksdorp sphered and dated a marble from the lost property box. Klextered adj. Having drunk enough to guard the outside of a meeting nobody has asked you to attend. Hayley-jade got Klextered and stood by the function-room door, checking imaginary credentials. Klickitated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and confidently treating a quiet corner as a frontier. Mattie got Klickitated and announced the smoking shelter as unexplored territory. Klied adj. Drunk by the third round, and already speaking in distances no one has requested. Gaela was Klied and described the kebab shop as several galaxies away. Klikitated adj. You have drunk enough to turn a familiar room into an expedition requiring a firm leader. Dorlean became Klikitated and led the party towards the toilets by way of the kitchen. Klinefelter syndromed adj. Of a drinker: carrying an additional certainty into every decision, whether or not it belongs there. Mikkos became Klinefelter syndromed and supplied an extra rule for the darts competition. Klinefelter's syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an extra chromosome of confidence and attached it to every plan. Oliverjames got Klinefelter's syndromed and added an unnecessary stage to the taxi arrangements. Klinefeltered adj. You are drunk and confidently presenting yourself as the answer to a question nobody asked. Demarrie got Klinefeltered and volunteered to resolve the dispute over the karaoke machine. Klinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce the morning to a sequence of brief, archaic noises and unfinished intentions. Larcenia was Klinged, communicating chiefly through sighs while the coffee cooled. Klingonisted adj. A drinker who studies the language of the bar closely enough to invent grammatical rules for it. Violia became Klingonisted and translated the landlord's refusal into an elaborate new dialect. Klingonned (/ˈklɪŋɑnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats honour, loyalty and combat as sound reasons to challenge the furniture. Semir got Klingonned and challenged the coat stand to an honourable contest. Klingsor syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that a perfectly ordinary sight acquires an alarming private significance. Merrium got Klingsor syndromed and treated the fruit bowl as a warning from the management. Klinsmann dived adj. The state of being drunk and running deliberately at the floor, with complete confidence in the landing. Maidson went Klinsmann dived across the hallway after deciding the carpet required inspection. Klippel-Feil syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who has fused several separate thoughts into one immovable decision. Cameisha became Klippel-Feil syndromed and would not separate the taxi plan from the karaoke plan. Klippel-Trenaunay syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the room's veins, vessels and coloured lines as directions home. Osariemen became Klippel-Trenaunay syndromed and followed the carpet pattern towards the exit. Klokanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and inspecting the kitchen cupboards for suitable new members. Abd got Klokanned and interviewed the biscuit tin before putting the kettle on.