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Klokarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and delivering a lecture to the sofa on the principles of getting home. Kha became Klokarded and explained the route to bed to an unresponsive cushion. Klondicitised adj. Still drunk, and prospecting the kitchen for a payable seam of leftover supper. Malvie was Klondicitised and searched beneath the toaster for something worth mining. Klondiked (/ˈklɒnˌdaɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a source of wealth from the loose change beside the sofa. Izamar got Klondiked and appraised the television remote as though it were a valuable claim. Klondikered adj. Having drunk enough to prospect the fridge, armed with a torch and unreasonable patience. Therma was Klondikered and searched the vegetable drawer for an undiscovered supper. Kloss's gibbonned adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably support, and hanging from it nevertheless. Solmary was Kloss's gibbonned, clinging to the sofa arm while reaching for water. Klug's xenicaed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the small dark shape beneath the table for a butterfly. Kadiatou became Klug's xenicaed and watched a tea towel flutter as though it were wildlife. Kluxered adj. You are drunk and conducting a private investigation into who moved the cushions. Kordero was Kluxered and questioned everyone about the missing sofa cushion. Kmerred adj. Drunk to the extent of making an obsolete plan sound newly authoritative. Tsuruko became Kmerred and insisted the party should proceed according to last year's timetable. Kmhmued adj. Drunk by closing time, and still taking on fresh responsibilities with confidence. Eligah was Kmhmued and volunteered to repair the pub sign before walking into it. Knabstruppered adj. Of a drinker: warm, spotted with spilled supper, and requiring a stable sofa. Dawnyell arrived home Knabstruppered, with gravy marks and a firm preference for the sofa. Kneippismed adj. Of a drinker who has taken to cold water as though it were a complete domestic treatment. Sagen went Kneippismed and stood barefoot on the kitchen tiles awaiting recovery. Kneser graphed adj. Describing a drinker who finds every pair of household objects either adjacent or incompatible. Najilah got Kneser graphed and declared the kettle and toaster unable to share a counter. Knickerbocker Gloried adj. Drunk past the point of remaining layered, upright, or distinguishable from a dessert ordered in haste. Kasundra was Knickerbocker Gloried, with several intentions visibly collapsing into one another. Knickerbockered adj. A drinker who treats the sitting room as inherited property and the cushions as ancestral furniture. Isolene became Knickerbockered and claimed the best armchair by family right. Knielaufed adj. A drinker so far gone that retrieving a dropped teaspoon becomes an elaborate kneeling movement. Josey was Knielaufed and crossed the kitchen floor on one bent knee for water. Knight Bachelored adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially appointed to guard the glass of water. Anny was Knight Bachelored and kept watch over the water jug from the sofa.