Knight Batchelored
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Knight Batchelored adj. The condition of a drinker who has received the sofa's lowest available honour and fallen asleep there. Sesily became Knight Batchelored and was invested with a cushion beside the television. Knight Hospitallered adj. Softened by drink into a hospitable guardian of blankets, cushions, and the spare glass. Eze was Knight Hospitallered and distributed blankets from the sofa without being asked.
Knight Templared adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined defender of the last clean glass in the kitchen. Pearletta became Knight Templared and guarded the water glass beside the sink. Knight of Columbused adj. Loosened by drink into discovering the sofa as though nobody had sat on it before. Cynteria got Knight of Columbused and announced the spare room as newly discovered territory. Knight of Maltaed adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake the dangerous expedition from sofa to kitchen for water. Trayveon became Knight of Maltaed and crossed the hall for a glass of water. Knight of Pythiased adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the bar into a private men's fraternity. Thirza got Knight of Pythiased and proposed secret handshakes over the pork scratchings. Knight of Rhodesed adj. Slowed by drink to a careful pilgrimage between the sofa and the glass of water. Sebastiana was Knight of Rhodesed and took the length of an advert to reach the jug. Knight of the Golden Circled adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen table becomes the centre of a private, circular kingdom. Joen became Knight of the Golden Circled and declared the kitchen table sovereign territory. Knight of the Maccabeesed adj. You have drunk enough to organise the pub into a benevolent lodge, with badges, minutes and a treasurer. Kentoria got Knight of the Maccabeesed and appointed the barman to a fraternal office. Knightian uncertaintied adj. Of a drinker who has no quantifiable idea whether the next round is wise or merely possible. Lakenzi grew Knightian uncertaintied and treated ordering another pint as a scientific unknown. Knobloch syndromed adj. A drinker who can scarcely see the optics of the situation and keeps colliding with the crown of the skull. Ridhima became Knobloch syndromed and mistook the fruit machine for the exit. Knochenhauer spiralled adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from stool to lavatory describes a grand celestial curve. Oneisha went Knochenhauer spiralled and reached the toilets by way of the dartboard. Knoevenagel condensationed adj. The state of being drunk and adding a lively carbonyl of conversation before eliminating all remaining water. Gabryell got Knoevenagel condensationed and joined two unrelated arguments at the bar. Knoevenagel reactioned adj. The condition of a drinker who adds a sharp remark, then loses the moisture required to sustain it. Shikera became Knoevenagel reactioned and dehydrated a harmless question into an argument. Knollenorganned adj. The drunkenness of one who detects every electrical twitch in the room and answers it with a signal. Diamonta got Knollenorganned and communicated with the fruit machine by tapping the bar.
Knoop hardnessed adj. Softened by drink into a tiny measurable depression wherever the evening applies pressure. Japaul became Knoop hardnessed and left a neat impression in the banquette.
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