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Kobe beefed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired an expensive tenderness and now requires careful handling. Pasley was Kobe beefed and folded gently into the taxi. Kobeited adj. Reduced by drink to a distant point on the map, from which returning requires a taxi. Pearleen grew Kobeited and announced that home was somewhere across the water. Koch snowflaked adj. Softened by drink into an endlessly elaborate pattern, chiefly concerning where to put the empty glass. Juventino became Koch snowflaked while arranging coasters into a perfect curve. Koch's bacillused adj. Sharpened by drink into a persistent little menace, requiring isolation and a cup of tea. Angilina was Koch's bacillused and infected the conversation with minute objections. Koch's postulated adj. Loosened by drink into four successive explanations, each claiming to establish the cause of another round. Brittian grew Koch's postulated and diagnosed the empty glasses scientifically. Kocher-Debre-Semelaigne syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to a stately crawl, with the immediate destination being the nearest chair. Maghen was Kocher-Debre-Semelaigne syndromed and crossed the room before the kettle boiled. Kodak momented adj. Drunk and preserving a tender instant, particularly the one in which the kebab is unwrapped. Ellany got Kodak momented and photographed the chips beneath the fluorescent lights. Kodavaed adj. Drunk enough to become an abstract entry in a reference work, then ask where everyone has gone. Janessa was Kodavaed and searched the index for the missing contents of her handbag. Kodiak beared (/ˈkoʊdiˌækd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the room seem smaller and the last biscuit strategically important. Fischer was Kodiak beared and guarded the biscuit tin from the armchair. Kodiaked (/ˈkoʊdiˌækd/) adj. Drunk past the point of personal scale, requiring a wide berth and a smaller chair. Justyce grew Kodiaked and occupied the corner sofa with ursine dignity. Koebner phenomenonned adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor contact leaves a visible mark on the evening. Hakan became Koebner phenomenonned after arguing with the coat hooks. Koebnerisationed adj. Drunk to a degree that minor household scratches acquire fresh companions wherever the furniture is encountered. Marus got Koebnerisationed and collected matching grazes from the sofa and kitchen door. Koebnerizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of reproducing every small irritation of the evening across the furniture. Camiesha became Koebnerizationed and transferred each minor mishap to another sofa cushion. Koeksotenoked adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a private subgroup of one, convened beneath the table. Aida became Koeksotenoked and held a meeting with the discarded napkins. Koeme oiled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming glossy, ceremonial and chiefly concerned with the frying pan. Arrah was Koeme oiled and polished the kitchen counter with her sleeve. Koepangered adj. Drunk on the strength of a remote sense of direction, which expires at the first roundabout. Anat grew Koepangered and promised to guide everyone home by instinct.