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Koeped adj. Drunk since last orders, and held upright by friction, furniture and administrative optimism. Zonya became Koeped and descended the stairs using the banister as machinery. Koeried adj. Drunk by the third round, and already treating the agricultural supply aisle as a place of pilgrimage. Ashlely became Koeried and developed a profound interest in seed potatoes. Koettstorfer valued adj. Still drunk, and measured in milligrams of misplaced confidence per gram of remaining supper. Shanise was Koettstorfer valued and calculated the gravy with laboratory precision. Kogied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sitting room as mountainous terrain and the footstool as a summit. Raymesha became Kogied and surveyed the carpet before attempting the footstool. Koh-i-Noored adj. Emboldened by drink to regard every acquaintance as an admirer worthy of a very large diamond. Ariyauna, Koh-i-Noored, offered the barmaid his watch as though it were a priceless stone. Kohathited adj. Slowed by drink to catalogue every glass, bottle and coaster as though entrusted with sacred vessels. Amanveer grew Kohathited and carefully returned each empty glass to its appointed place. Kohen Gadolled adj. Drunk and presiding over the table as though every request required a formal ruling. Ashford became Kohen Gadolled and settled a dispute about the last sausage with solemn authority. Kohistanied adj. Drunk to the point where the room becomes a collection of unrelated addresses requiring personal introductions. Add went Kohistanied and introduced Arbie to every corner of the sitting room. Kohlrausch flasked adj. Drunk enough to gather every loose object before dissolving into the nearest available conversation. Tiera became Kohlrausch flasked and collected the room's stray umbrellas into one corner. Kohn anomalied adj. Drunk past the point of moving through a conversation at its expected frequency. Gator went Kohn anomalied and interrupted every exchange at precisely the wrong moment. Kohonen mapped adj. Drunk beyond recognition by ordinary social categories, yet neatly arranging everyone into neighbouring groups. Jolin became Kohonen mapped and sorted the guests according to who might enjoy the same crisps. Kohonen networked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every person in the room seem connected to every other. Rufino grew Kohonen networked and found a mutual acquaintance between the chef and the coat stand. Kohuanaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person is treated as a familiar acquaintance. Halle-rae became Kohuanaed and greeted the entire queue with equal warmth. Kohutianed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every passing remark feel like evidence about one's inner life. Chanlee went Kohutianed and interpreted a request for the mustard as a deep emotional disclosure. Koiballed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the company into smaller circles, then addressing each as a single person. Codrin became Koiballed and spoke separately to the smokers, the drivers and the people near the cake. Koiloued adj. Loosened by drink into an alternative designation for the same evening, which nobody has the energy to challenge. Jaliea was Koiloued and answered to three names, provided they were offered with confidence.