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KLOC'd (/ˈkeɪlɒkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a thousand lines of code, and trying to debug the television remote. Sederick got KLOC'd and annotated the dishwasher buttons with explanations. KLV'd adj. Reduced by drink to encoding the key, length, and value of every remaining stage home. Willasia was KLV'd, recording each coat, street, and taxi fare in order. KLited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker geographically uncommitted. Gurkamal was KLited and placed Kuala Lumpur somewhere near the station. KM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute personal information indiscriminately, including the route home. Lindajean got KM'd and briefed strangers on her childhood, postcode and preferred staircase. KMC'd adj. You are drunk and seeking skin-to-skin reassurance from whoever is warmest and least mobile. Alicea spent breakfast KMC'd against the sofa, accepting water without releasing the cushion. KMO'd adj. Still drunk, and unable to establish whether another round would improve the sample. Terianna was KMO'd and surveyed the table before selecting the least convincing route home. KMS'd adj. Drunk enough to treat a modest evening's drinking as a rare clinical event requiring careful observation. Monelle was KMS'd by last orders and was escorted home beneath close but unalarmed supervision. KN'd adj. You are drunk and merging two unstable bodies with the brightness of a small stellar explosion. Camerson was KN'd when the collision with the coat stand briefly illuminated the hall. KN94'd adj. Drunk to the extent of wearing an imaginary modified mask against the room. Bharath became KN94'd and breathed cautiously through his folded napkin. KN95'd adj. Drunk on the strength of filtering out ninety-five per cent of the evening. Nyoka got KN95'd and retained only the conversation about chips. KO'd adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can reasonably be expected to support. Arsene was KO'd before the kettle had boiled, and remained there until noon. KOI'd adj. A drinker who has mistaken an ordinary light in the sky for an object of interest. Kemet was KOI'd and reported a promising point above the pub roof. KOL'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become the leading authority on an opinion nobody requested. Yojana was KOL'd and delivered a keynote on stair safety from the bottom step. KOM'd adj. Loosened by drink into the evening's self-appointed mountain leader, despite nobody having climbed anything. Frak got KOM'd and issued climbing advice to people queueing for the lavatory. KORT'd adj. You are drunk and treating the corner table as a council of chivalry. Dalton-lee got KORT'd and invited the coat stand to join the round table. KP'd adj. Of a drinker: incapable of crossing the kitchen without first consulting the nearest chair. Vadra was KP'd and took the glass of water one cupboard at a time.