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Kolmogorov spaced adj. Drunk in a way that distinguishes every person present from every other, usually unnecessarily. Dreylon spent twenty minutes assigning separate conversational properties to each chair, thoroughly Kolmogorov spaced. Koloued adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a simple answer requires a historical apparatus. Terrace became Koloued and supplied the background to a question nobody had finished asking. Kolouhanpaed adj. Drunk and treating every familiar word as though its spelling required urgent diplomatic review. Elenis was Kolouhanpaed and amended the pub sign with a biro. Kolpaked adj. Drunk, with the result that a foreign player is selected for every position in the conversation. Maliyani became Kolpaked and recruited the barman to an international opening partnership. Koluschanned adj. Drunk to a degree that the same answer is given regardless of the question. Gervase was Koluschanned and replied to the menu with a calm account of the weather. Kolushanned adj. Drunk to the extent of answering every query with the confidence of a settled translation. Zeal was Kolushanned and treated each badly heard question as though its meaning were obvious. Komeringed adj. Drunk on the strength of one round, with no further explanation available. Antek was Komeringed after one round and regarded the remaining evening as largely administrative. Komied (/ˈkoʊmid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer persuaded that vocabulary is necessary. Lavesta became Komied after last orders and communicated chiefly by pointing at the crisps. Komnenianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and ruling the route to the toilets with inherited confidence. Rosette became Komnenianed and treated the landing as a private court. Komnenosed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening like a fallen dynasty down the stairs. Carmene remained Komnenosed and gave the landing an exhausted imperial salute. Komodo dragonned (/kəˈmoʊdoʊ ˈdɹæɡənd/) adj. Still drunk, and considerably larger in reputation than in movement. Nadeane was Komodo dragonned, occupying the doorway with quiet prehistoric authority. Komodoed (/kəʊˈməʊdəʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking an unusually long time to move anywhere. Lailonnie was Komodoed by the third round and remained beside the table for practical reasons. Komondored adj. Too drunk to distinguish a corded coat from a convenient place to lean. Chikita was Komondored and spent ten minutes resting against Saran's winter coat. Kondo effected adj. Having drunk enough to scatter every remaining thought around a small, persistent minimum. Quinten was Kondo effected, circling one minor objection without reaching a higher temperature. Kondratieff waved adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the evening in alternating periods of expansion and decline. Larenza was Kondratieff waved, flourishing briefly before settling into a lengthy period of silence. Kondratiev waved adj. You are drunk and proceeding through the evening in cycles too long for the company. Alexisrose was Kondratiev waved, alternating between grand plans and modest requests for water.