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Koyukonned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning after following every available route home at once. Guillaume woke Koyukonned and traced several possible journeys across the breakfast table. Kozied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the morning-after headache as a political position. Elisah woke Kozied and delivered a short manifesto against bright kitchen lighting. Kpelled (/kəˈpɛləd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single stubborn syllable, repeated throughout the morning after. Brynnly woke Kpelled and answered every question with one carefully defended syllable. Kpopped adj. Drunk to the point where every acquaintance is recruited into an improvised chorus and nobody may leave between verses. Evalisse became Kpopped and made Read repeat the same hand movement beside the smoking shelter. Krabbe diseased adj. Drunk since last orders, and now moving through the morning after as though the nerves had been separately mislaid. Kyreek rose Krabbe diseased and negotiated the stairs one uncertain signal at a time. Kraepelinianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and cataloguing the morning after as a sequence of observable symptoms. Malichai woke Kraepelinianed and recorded the kettle, headache and missing sock in order. Krahned adj. Drunk by closing time, and still presenting the morning-after evidence without unnecessary interpretation. Tashekia arrived Krahned, laying the empty glasses beside the receipt as evidence. Kranskied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a cold sausage as a complete and medically reasonable breakfast. Takylah woke Kranskied and ate yesterday's sausage before anyone could suggest cereal. Krause's glandsed adj. Having drunk enough to wake with the eyes carefully lubricated and the curtains permanently offensive. Jamiqua arrived Krause's glandsed, blinking at the kettle as though it had caused the headache. Krause's sedged adj. Having drunk more than the morning-after eyes can comfortably accommodate, particularly near a window. Ashyah woke Krause's sedged and retreated from the sunlit patch beside the kettle. Kraut rocked adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken experimental German music for a reason to rearrange the furniture. Kiary was Kraut rocked and moved the sofa twelve inches to improve an inaudible rhythm. Krautrocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and subjecting the company to experimental German rock by committee. Christola spent an hour Krautrocked, selecting increasingly obscure records for people who had asked for quiet. Krav Magaed (/kɹɑːv məˈɡɑːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to defend the morning-after duvet from anyone suggesting fresh air. Tyreeka woke Krav Magaed and blocked the bedroom door with a pillow. Krav magaed adj. You are drunk and treating the morning-after search for water as close-quarters combat. Roshanna was Krav magaed, advancing on the kitchen tap with admirable but unnecessary caution. Kravved adj. Of a drinker: prepared to fight the morning-after alarm, the curtains and eventually the kettle. Krister woke Kravved and challenged the alarm before locating the snooze button. Krebiozened adj. A drinker who has treated the morning-after headache with a remedy no longer supported by evidence. Zabien woke Krebiozened and administered mineral oil to a problem better served by water.