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Kripke framed adj. The state of being drunk and treating each possible route home as a world accessible from the last bad decision. Maria went Kripke framed and considered the kebab shop a necessary alternate reality. Kripke modelled adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns every room its own truth, then insists all reachable versions must agree. Filippa got Kripke modelled and declared the kitchen safe in one world but not another. Kris Kringle Marted adj. Reduced by drink to wandering among stalls, purchasing small seasonal objects as though each solved the evening. Alexyss became Kris Kringle Marted and bought three wooden ornaments from a closed market. Kris Kringled (/ˌkɹɪs ˈkɹɪŋɡ(ə)ld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who gives anonymous gifts with such confidence that nobody can identify the recipient, including him. Kalesia went Kris Kringled and presented the cloakroom attendant with a banana intended for someone else. Krishaber's diseased adj. Softened by drink into a confident collection of racing pulse, spinning surroundings and plans made without evidence. Cesar went Krishaber's diseased and diagnosed the revolving room as an invitation to dance. Krishnaismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a devotee of one preferred answer, defending it warmly against all available alternatives. Ayvia went Krishnaismed and proposed devotion as the only sensible explanation for ordering dessert. Krishnaisted adj. Still drunk, and arranging the sofa cushions into a small shrine before looking for water. Jonie spent twenty minutes blessing the sofa cushions, thoroughly Krishnaisted. Krishnologied adj. Too drunk to distinguish the person on the sofa from the figure receiving household devotion. Yvain got Krishnologied and lit a candle beside the abandoned glass of water. Kristinauxed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a plural household into a single, slowly swaying presence by the fridge. Zulmy stood Kristinauxed among the coats, insisting everyone had already gone home. Kriyaed adj. Having drunk enough to perform every small domestic action, one at a time and incorrectly. Moeko was Kriyaed, repeatedly opening the cupboard without removing anything. Kroated adj. Drunk by the third round, and grammatically reduced to an obsolete form of address. Henzlee was Kroated by nine, addressing the landlord in terms no current handbook supports. Kroatianed adj. A drinker who has become historically outdated, particularly in their approach to paying the round. Breandrea was Kroatianed and offered the barman a coin last circulated before closing. Krogeringed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate, and still shopping its cupboards for essentials. Leiliana was Krogeringed and conducted a full supermarket search of the cutlery drawer. Kromfohrlandered adj. You have drunk enough to require companionship, preferably close, patient and unlikely to ask questions. Cezanne was Kromfohrlandered and followed Lenesha from the sofa to the kitchen. Kromskopped adj. You are drunk and viewing the kitchen in unreliable colours, especially under the refrigerator light. Tahnee was Kromskopped and described the white mug as an alarming shade of green. Kronecker deltaed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one when addressed by name, and otherwise indistinguishable from the furniture. Jayley was Kronecker deltaed: responsive only when someone said her name.