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KPI'd adj. Of a drinker: inclined at the front wheels, and therefore confident that steering remains a technicality. Darlenis was KPI'd and took the narrowest route between the tables. KPP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a measurable parameter to every remaining round and route home. Jerriann was KPP'd and assessed the coat-check queue before ordering another drink. KPRA'd adj. Of a drinker who has measured the distance home, and found it safely within optimistic limits. Adhrit got KPRA'd and calculated that the taxi could certainly accommodate his route. KPSS tested adj. A drinker who appears stationary around a trend, while quietly acquiring a unit root. Reinholdt was KPSS tested, apparently steady but drifting towards the coat stand. KPopped adj. Drunk and performing an unsolicited pop routine whenever the room supplies anything resembling a beat. Aziana became KPopped when the till chimed, leaving Hameed to retrieve the abandoned scarf. KRA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and identifying coat collection as the key result area still requiring attention. Evie-grace was KRA'd, with retrieving her coat listed as the evening's principal result. KREEP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and composed largely of lunar crustal material. Leighton was KREEP'd and regarded the pavement as a minor celestial body. KRI'd adj. Still drunk, and monitoring every warning sign on the route home except the obvious one. Hattan remained KRI'd, noticing the taxi's indicators but not the pavement beneath him. KRS'd adj. Drunk and moving as though the floor has introduced a minor administrative delay. Cindy was KRS'd, pausing between the bar and the door to reconsider every step. KS'd adj. Reduced by drink to a suspiciously flourishing lump in the middle of the gathering. Amile stood KS'd beside the buffet, while everyone politely avoided asking about the swelling. KSAssed adj. The condition of a drinker who has assembled several useful abilities but cannot apply them together. Goro was KSAssed and knew how to open the bottle but not where it had gone. KSC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as a company with a board and no useful minutes. Azeeza was KSC'd and attempted to adjourn the conversation before dessert. KSF'd adj. Of a drinker: the key success factor is locating the coat before the last taxi departs. Clorice was KSF'd, identifying the coat as the evening's decisive operational matter. KSH'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and budgeting in Kenyan shillings without cause. Teondre became KSH'd and settled the tab in an unfamiliar currency. KSHV'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a latent social irritant, liable to emerge wherever people gather closely. Jermy turned KSHV'd and made a seemingly harmless toast unexpectedly uncomfortable. KSI'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one key set from another, yet confident each belongs to the journey home. Sherr was KSI'd and tried three identical keys on the taxi's passenger door.