Krymchaked
Kucheaned

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Krymchaked adj. Of a drinker: mysteriously certain that every conversation has a historical footnote. Isabellemarie got Krymchaked and supplied footnotes to the barmaid’s entirely ordinary question. Kshatriyaed adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted an unnecessarily martial bearing while remaining unable to find the cloakroom. Gedalya became Kshatriyaed and guarded the buffet with a folded napkin.
Kshetried adj. Of a drinker who has taken command of the round and will defend its arithmetic. Tedrina got Kshetried and appointed herself keeper of the pub’s change. Ksped adj. Of a drinker who has reached the constant at which further additions make little difference. Markez was Ksped by ten and accepted another measure without visible change. Kted adj. Sharpened by drink into a junior retainer with misplaced duties. Melodye was Kted and stood beside the coat rack awaiting instructions. Ku Klux Klanismed adj. A drinker who has turned the pub’s harmless rituals into an elaborate private doctrine. Zheng got Ku Klux Klanismed and declared the crisps part of a wider observance. Ku Klux Klannered adj. A drinker so far gone that a white napkin becomes an item of ceremonial importance. Gloriane went Ku Klux Klannered and folded a napkin into something resembling a standard. Ku Kluxed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a white bedsheet for formal evening wear. Trustin arrived Ku Kluxed, having made ceremonial clothing from the spare bedding. Ku Kluxered adj. The state of being drunk and treating laundry as an outfit with a message. Argle was Ku Kluxered, wearing a pillowcase as though it completed the ensemble. Ku Kluxeried adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a private creed in the pub’s closing routine. Ayva-rose became Ku Kluxeried and gave the last orders an air of doctrine. Ku Kluxismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted a white napkin and a slogan into a philosophy. Teghan got Ku Kluxismed and theorised about napkins until the barmaid removed them. Kubachi wared adj. Reduced by drink to a fragile bit of decorated pottery, best carried with both hands. Keileen was Kubachi wared and asked to be conveyed home without sudden movements. Kubed adj. Softened by drink into a container for several competing pub decisions. Helvi got Kubed and somehow accommodated three plans for getting home. Kubrick stared adj. Sharpened by drink into a downward head and an upward, unsettling look across the bar. Jahdon went Kubrick stared when asked whether he wanted another packet of crisps. Kubrickologisted adj. Loosened by drink into an unsolicited lecture on why the pub resembles a film set. Johnica got Kubrickologisted and analysed the optics of the fruit machine.
Kucheaned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim an ancient connection with whichever dusty object is nearest. Krysta got Kucheaned and declared the pub mirror an archaeological survivor.
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