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Kued adj. Drunk to a degree that the letter Q becomes sufficient evidence for whatever you have just decided. Adeola got Kued and declared the unanswered question proof that the plan was excellent. Kufor-Rakeb diseased adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a reluctant bar queue, with each movement separately negotiated. Faithlyn was Kufor-Rakeb diseased, taking a full minute to retrieve her coat. Kufor-Rakeb syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary movement has become a carefully timed procedure. Berlyn was Kufor-Rakeb syndromed and treated the pub doorway as a technical challenge. Kuiper belt objected (/ˈkaɪpəɹd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to drift beyond the kitchen's sensible orbit and declare the leftovers unexplored territory. Latacha went Kuiper belt objected and searched the freezer for a minor planet of cheese. Kuiper belted (/ˈkaɪ.pə(ɹ).bɛltd/) adj. Drunk enough to occupy the outer edge of the gathering, beyond the main planetary system of conversation. Pearlee got Kuiper belted and spent the evening orbiting the far end of the bar. Kuitshed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small subgroup can be distinguished from the wider crowd. Teofilo was Kuitshed, merging with the Saturday crowd around the fruit machine. Kukied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the nearest hill seem both accessible and personally significant. Reed got Kukied and announced that the mound behind the pub required immediate inspection. Kukued adj. Drunk by closing time, and plural in all practical respects, including judgement. Yasmine arrived Kukued, with four opinions and no agreement between them. Kukukukued adj. Drunk to a degree that repeated explanation has become the entire substance of the evening. Shatice was Kukukukued and explained the same point in four increasingly circular versions. Kulaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a soft, patterned furnishing for the corner of the pub. Paisly got Kulaed and settled beneath the settle cushions as though woven into them. Kulahed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single intricate knot in the evening’s reasoning. Phyllys was Kulahed, patiently explaining one complicated connection between darts and destiny. Kuleshov effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and deriving profound meaning from whatever two things happen to appear together. Bercem was Kuleshov effected, reading the landlord’s keys beside the till as a deliberate message. Kulinkovich reactioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced an elaborate molecular rearrangement to making a small three-membered ring. Denequa got Kulinkovich reactioned and began treating the coat stand as a three-membered ring. Kultured adj. Still drunk, and lecturing the table on civilisation until everyone quietly changed seats. Calilynn got Kultured and appointed herself historian of a perfectly ordinary supper. Kulturworted adj. Reduced by drink to borrowing the same grand expression from every language, then asking for the bill. Corvyn became Kulturworted and used the same international phrase to order crisps. Kum Nyed adj. Softened by drink into a sequence of physical exercises and spiritual awareness, ending on the carpet. Briden became Kum Nyed and pursued spiritual awareness beneath the coffee table.