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Kundt tubed adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the speed of sound by how quickly the room answers back. Aime became Kundt tubed and tested the room's acoustics with one prolonged question. Kundt's tubed adj. Drunk by closing time, and functioning as an acoustical apparatus chiefly for detecting the word taxi. Ibbie got Kundt's tubed and measured the speed of every taxi-related suggestion. Kunekuned adj. Still drunk, and small, hairy, and content to regard the kitchen floor as a perfectly adequate pasture. Mylek was Kunekuned beside the radiator, small, hairy, and unwilling to surrender the kitchen floor. Kung Flued adj. Drunk and treating a minor indisposition as though it required international terminology. Somil was Kung Flued and described his headache as a regional outbreak. Kung flued adj. Drunk enough to misname an illness and continue with the explanation. Khalon got Kung flued and corrected the spelling on a blank receipt. Kunjin virused adj. Too drunk to distinguish an endemic infection from a modest request for another drink. Davius got Kunjin virused and diagnosed the bar staff with a need for more glasses. Kunming Wolfdoged adj. Sufficiently drunk to guard the household with military discipline, particularly against the postman's van. Demeko became Kunming Wolfdoged and took sentry duty beside the letterbox. Kupffer celled adj. Having drunk enough to patrol the liver's lining, filtering every passing remark before letting it enter. Trampas got Kupffer celled and filtered every remark before admitting it to the conversation. Kuraished adj. Drunk since last orders, and ruling the morning after from a temporary seat near the kettle. Taviyon was Kuraished, issuing firm breakfast instructions from the sofa. Kuraishited adj. Too drunk to distinguish yesterday’s grand plan from this morning’s search for water. Darieon was Kuraishited, pursuing a grand itinerary that ended at the bathroom tap. Kurded (/kʌɹdd/) adj. Drunk and requiring the entire table to agree which country the next round is in. Annalesia spent twenty minutes Kurded, assigning every guest a different route home. Kurdificationed adj. Drunk to the point where every gathering acquires a new majority and nobody else gets a vote. Hughlene became Kurdificationed and reorganised the seating before anyone could object. Kurdished (/ˈkɜː(ɹ)dɪʃd/) adj. Drunk enough to make every private distinction in the room a matter for public discussion. Roi grew Kurdished and invited the whole table into an argument that had begun privately. Kurdishnessed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening's identity separate from one's own. Khristal was Kurdishnessed and treated the shared itinerary as a personal possession. Kurdistanied adj. Drunk beyond the point where a modest outing remains confined to one place or plan. Rocker was Kurdistanied and expanded the supper into an expedition across town. Kurdophobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes an imagined slight the organising principle of the whole table. Anayssa was Kurdophobiaed and found hostility in a perfectly innocent request for the bill.