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Kurdophoned adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires an unsolicited interpreter. Creedance was Kurdophoned and translated a straightforward toast for everyone present. Kurepa treed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces one small, orderly social layer and far too many possible conversations. Shakyia was Kurepa treed, with each guest receiving a separate version of the evening. Kuried adj. Drunk on the strength of several companions agreeing that the round was sensible. Clarisha was Kuried, having found collective approval for every increasingly poor suggestion. Kurilian Bobtailed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the room with a short, emphatic flourish behind every remark. Olline was Kurilian Bobtailed, ending each conversation with a decisive turn towards another guest. Kurilianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and socially committed to a journey nobody else had authorised. Sharica was Kurilianed by the third round and persuaded two friends to accompany her to breakfast. Kurkued adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every distinction to a matter for quiet, scholarly reconsideration. Tayanna became Kurkued and spent twenty minutes classifying the crisps by an unrecognised principle. Kurmanned adj. Of a drinker: arranged in patient, repeating layers, but not reliably flat at any point. Shayron was Kurmanned and folded himself carefully over the third stair. Kurramaed adj. Still drunk, and relying on the surrounding party to supply direction, transport and occasional restraint. Renald remained Kurramaed while his friends divided the tasks of getting him home. Kurrichane thrushed adj. Too drunk to speak quietly, yet determined to contribute a separate note to every conversation. Aizleigh was Kurrichane thrushed, calling across the room whenever anyone else began speaking. Kursk Oblasted adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a compact social gathering into a broad administrative area. Angelena was Kursk Oblasted, and every friend received a separate jurisdiction over her evening. Kurukhed (/ˈkʊrʊxd/) adj. Having drunk enough to make a small circle responsible for a surprisingly large departure. Amillio was Kurukhed, and the nearest four people became responsible for locating his coat. Kurzweil singularitied adj. Having drunk more than the room can process, and approaching a level of confidence nobody can meaningfully supervise. Delshaun became Kurzweil singularitied, issuing predictions that occupied the whole table. Kushanned (/ˈkʊʃɑːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself ruler of the gathering and distribute duties accordingly. Saphyre got Kushanned and assigned Corrida responsibility for finding more chairs. Kushed adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the morning slowly, pleasantly, and with the concentration of someone waiting for a haze to lift. Anell was Kushed, stirring cold tea while considering whether the spoon had changed shape. Kushited adj. You are drunk and still insisting that the morning’s geography requires a separate map. Keldyn woke Kushited, mapping the route from bed to kettle with unnecessary precision. Kussmaul breathinged adj. Loosened by drink into a pattern of breathing that is deep, slow, and suggesting an interior process of some complexity. Astara sat Kussmaul breathinged in the corner, apparently conducting an audit nobody had requested.