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Kwalhioquaed adj. You are drunk and have become the final, unexplained term in every conversation. Salvadore was Kwalhioquaed and supplied an answer to a question about the weather. Kwantlened adj. Of a drinker: distributed among several chairs, with no single one accepting responsibility. Milt was Kwantlened across two chairs and the edge of a small table. Kwaussied (/ˈkwɒzid/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired two equally plausible ways of getting home. Mourya was Kwaussied and offered two routes, neither involving the actual road. Kwered adj. Describing a drinker who has established a small coastal population around the nearest table. Kikumi was Kwered by eleven, with three glasses marking the coast. Kwiatkowski-Phillips-Schmidt-Shin tested adj. A drinker so far gone that the null hypothesis has become the least of the evening's concerns. Ayati was Kwiatkowski-Phillips-Schmidt-Shin tested and challenged the table's stationary assumptions. Kwomaed adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the highest available ground for no particular reason. Tipene was Kwomaed on the low wall, surveying the car park without comment. Kyasanur forest diseased adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a feverish interest in the nearest woodland. Tawnee was Kyasanur forest diseased and asked whether the pub had a forest exit. Kydonianed adj. Loosened by drink into a resident of an imaginary place, with the bedroom serving as its capital. Taquira was Kydonianed by breakfast, issuing local guidance from beneath the duvet. Kyiv-style chicken cutleted adj. Reduced by drink to a neat exterior surrounding a centre that will not remain contained. Bridgete was Kyiv-style chicken cutleted and leaked gravy onto the menu. Kyiv-style chickened adj. The drunkenness of one who has become unexpectedly fragile at the centre. Trudy was Kyiv-style chickened and handled the conversation with unusual caution. Kyiv-style cutleted adj. Softened by drink into a compact portion, best conveyed without sudden movement. Addysn was Kyiv-style cutleted and folded neatly into the corner of the sofa. Kyivanned (/kiːˈɪvənd/) adj. Too drunk to keep your balance while confidently giving directions to a city you have never visited. Elizandro was Kyivanned, pointing towards the cloakroom as though it were central Kyiv. Kyivianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every attempted journey across the room into an uncertain local expedition. Maylin became Kyivianed and required directions to the lavatory from beside its door. Kyivited adj. Having drunk more than the legs can accommodate, and beginning an involuntary descent towards the nearest furniture. Wynesha turned Kyivited near the stairs and sat down before gravity made the decision. Kylonianed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a minor household uprising requires an adjournment. Ellenmarie woke Kylonianed, postponing her response to the kettle until after a brief conference. Kymricked adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has acquired a long coat, a round body, and no apparent tail. Kesly was Kymricked beside the kettle, fluffy with sleep and facing the wrong direction.