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Kymried adj. Drunk, with the result that one person’s hangover has become a plural institution by breakfast. Jermanie was Kymried before coffee, speaking of the headache as though it belonged to a nation. Kypchaked adj. Having drunk enough to make a short departure across the room noticeably indirect. Gurmeet was Kypchaked and took the scenic route to the cloakroom. Kyrghyzed adj. Of a drinker who has converted ordinary walking into a slow argument with the floor. Bienvenido was Kyrghyzed and lost the argument halfway to the bar. Kyrgyzed (/ˈkɜː(ɹ)ɡɪzd/) adj. Describing a drinker who requires a broad corridor, a clear route, and patience from both feet. Karmesha was Kyrgyzed and approached the staircase with the caution of a surveyor. Kyrgyzianed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a careful negotiation between speech, balance and the banister. Gearl was Kyrgyzianed by eleven, with the banister providing most of the evening's structure. Kyrgyzizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has gradually replaced ordinary coordination with a local system of sways and pauses. Samuil was Kyrgyzizationed, ascending by pauses and descending by instinct. Kyrgyzophoned adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the mouth an unreliable communications device. Haddley was Kyrgyzophoned and left the important noun somewhere near the staircase. Kyrgyzstanied adj. Reduced by drink to a distant outpost of yourself, reachable only by a winding route. Roula was Kyrgyzstanied and needed two attempts to reach the landing. Kytherianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carrying a full glass of water through a dark kitchen. Briasha was Kytherianed, advancing towards the sink with both hands round a tumbler. Kyzylbashed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still maintaining the confident bearing of someone expecting reinforcements. Ava-jae was Kyzylbashed, standing by the empty optics as though another round were imminent. k'anged adj. Still drunk, and regarding the nearest heated platform as both furniture and an entirely adequate bed. Nyaisa became k'anged and attempted to sleep on the radiator with historical justification. k'atunned adj. You are drunk and have assigned the evening a ceremonial duration of seven thousand two hundred days. Terez was k'atunned, declaring the night an era before losing his wallet beneath the table. k'inned adj. Drunk enough to make everyone observe the evening in calendar-sized units. Odai was k'inned, announcing each hour as though the party had entered a new age. k'nick-k'necked adj. Emboldened by drink to smoke a dubious herbal mixture behind the bike sheds and call it tradition. Vel became k'nick-k'necked and offered the smoking mixture to everyone outside the pub. k'rect carded adj. Drunk past the point of giving every companion a confident prediction about who will win the next round. Rabecca became k'rect carded and tipped the quietest guest to win the argument. k'reied adj. Drunk beyond trusting what was written, and correcting friends aloud with a different pronunciation. Dwana got k'reied and read every name on the guest list differently from the printed version.