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KSLV'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has launched for home but remains visibly in the departure phase. Deepthi left KSLV'd, achieving the pavement with more ceremony than velocity. KSOP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating retirement arrangements as immediate matters. Delmer was KSOP'd and asked the barman to explain the company contribution. KSR'd adj. Still drunk, and assigning a romantic subplot to people who are not present. Shenoah was KSR'd and gave Krycek and Scully an unnecessary happy ending. KSS'd adj. Having drunk enough to develop a complicated relationship with the pub's lighting and your own limbs. Taronda became KSS'd and negotiated the stairs one banister at a time. KSerred adj. The state of being drunk and taking credit for someone else's work, then forgetting whose it was by breakfast. Brittina was KSerred, claiming the final slice as her own before losing it beneath the napkins. KTAS'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the speed of the evening a matter of interpretation for everyone else. Boey went KTAS'd and gave the departing guests a detailed account of their actual velocity. KTP'd adj. Drunk past the point of accepting the colour of the evening, and determined to alter it permanently. Gertude got KTP'd and insisted the pub needed a different colour immediately. KTS'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a network of vessels for a route map and set off accordingly. Ariale got KTS'd and attempted to reach the bar through the pub's decorative plumbing. KTV barred adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake any room with a microphone for a karaoke bar. Cecilee became KTV barred and requested snacks from the coat cupboard. KTV girled adj. Having drunk enough to expect the refreshments to arrive with a backing vocal. Johntavis got KTV girled and thanked the waitress for harmonising with him. KTV lounged adj. Too drunk to leave promptly, particularly once the final song has acquired administrative significance. Vashion was KTV lounged and remained behind to supervise the closing of the microphones. KTV parloured adj. You have drunk enough to turn an ordinary room into a karaoke bar. Cenaida got KTV parloured and invited the lampshade to choose a song. KTV'd adj. Too drunk to sing without first establishing a television audience. Kabella was KTV'd and selected a ballad for the benefit of the empty screen. KUB'd adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a radiographic survey of the kidneys, ureters and bladder, with immediate practical consequences. Charesse was KUB'd and discussed the route to the toilets in anatomical detail. KVM'd adj. Softened by drink into an exchangeable component, suitable for reassignment between several unattended conversations. Alantis was KVM'd, transferred between groups whenever another chair became available. KVO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and observing every exchange as though it required a formal record. Ilirian got KVO'd and began noting who had entered the room and when.