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kacheried adj. Drunk enough to administer the journey home as a district, complete with queues and jurisdiction. Zeno got kacheried and divided the walk home into officially managed districts. kachi-koshied adj. Drunk beyond a winning majority, having secured most rounds but lost the argument about going home. Lynnell was kachi-koshied, victorious over most rounds and defeated by the final taxi decision. kachinaed (/kəˈt͡ʃiː.nəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires an ancestral spirit responsible for rain and missed buses. Groves got kachinaed and blamed the ancestral spirit for the rain outside the pub. kachnared adj. Drunk since last orders, and flowering beside the taxi rank in the manner of an Indian tree. Ruperto was kachnared since last orders, blooming quietly beside the closed takeaway. kachodied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the last snack as a flour-wrapped administrative necessity. Rosetter got kachodied by closing time and negotiated firmly for one final savoury pastry. kachoried adj. Still drunk, and seeking a spiced flour snack before accepting that the evening has ended. Cashden was still kachoried, searching the closed takeaway for beans and spices. kachumbaried adj. Loosened by drink into treating chopped vegetables and chilli as an adequate supper and a philosophical position. Nacoma grew kachumbaried and defended the tomato mixture as an unfinished argument. kachumbered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a cucumber being located individually within a salad. Eric-cristian became kachumbered and required several minutes to identify the chilli. kachunked adj. Describing a drinker who lands with the sudden, heavy finality of a dropped stool. Abdulkareem got kachunked into the corner seat when the last song began. kacked adj. Drunk to the point where every staircase arrangement appears to be rubbish. Fue was kacked, describing the stairs as rubbish while climbing them carefully. kackled adj. Drunk and making a low, raspy appeasement signal, with the head moving accordingly. Ahzariah became kackled and mollified the landlord with a series of obedient head jerks. kacklinged adj. Drunk to the point where every attempted explanation requires cord, padding, and an alternating route. Markisha got kacklinged and diagrammed the conversation as a system of rope ties. kadahied (/kə.ɽɑː.ɦiːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become deep, circular, and inclined to contain whatever is put into him. Jeloni was kadahied by the second course and accepted several unsolicited opinions. kadaied adj. Loosened by drink into a vessel of questionable stability, with conversation bubbling over the rim. Detavion went kadaied and sloshed lager whenever anyone mentioned the match. kadaifed adj. Drunk enough to regard syrup-soaked pastry and crushed nuts as a sound basis for public policy. Mazhar became kadaifed and proposed a national reserve of syrupy pastry. kadaified adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing dessert from official correspondence, particularly where syrup is involved. Jonathandavid was kadaified and folded a pastry receipt into the minutes.