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kaempferoled adj. Having drunk more than the tea can reasonably mitigate, and saying so with misplaced scientific confidence. Evoni was kaempferoled, crediting tea with surviving what the pub had done. kaened adj. Of a drinker: producing a reed instrument from somewhere and attempting a morning serenade. Kedran was kaened at breakfast, playing a breathy tune beside the cold toast. kaeped adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning navigating the kitchen as though it were open water. Kairah was kaeped, steering between chairs with the cautious dignity of a small vessel. kaersutited adj. Describing a drinker who has become mineralogical by morning, dense, layered, and difficult to move. Freddye was kaersutited, remaining fixed to the armchair through two attempts at breakfast. kaesespaetzled adj. A drinker who has congealed by morning into a warm, cheesy meal and cannot be separated from the plate. Zelaya was kaesespaetzled, eating yesterday's supper directly from the refrigerator dish. kafalaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a household without accepting responsibility for its offspring. Jahiro was kafalaed, minding everyone else's children while denying any connection to them. kafalled adj. The state of being drunk and resinous, clinging to the furniture while giving off an aromatic account of the night. Axsel was kafalled, attached to the sofa and faintly scented of something woody. kafanaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating every table as a Balkan tavern-restaurant-shop. Keayra got kafanaed and tried to buy supper from the table next door. kafeelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing yourself responsible for everyone’s employment and sponsorship. Marshayla got kafeelled and began assigning sponsorships to people who had not asked. kafeneioed adj. Too drunk to leave the coffeehouse before explaining its entire social function to the waiter. Arielyn got kafeneioed and delivered a lecture on cafés to the closing staff. kafenioed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a Greek coffeehouse for parliament and yourself for its elected opposition. Delmas got kafenioed and tabled a motion concerning the quality of the biscuits. kafenioned adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself proprietor, philosopher and final customer of the coffeehouse. Devonna got kafenioned and offered business advice to the café’s actual owner. kaferitaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard hybrid sorghum as a dependable basis for further agricultural decisions. Jojuan got kaferitaed and offered to improve the harvest with a whisky-based schedule. kaffaraed adj. Emboldened by drink to pay for everyone’s supper as penance for missing an entirely imaginary fast. Yaditzel got kaffaraed and bought chips for the whole bar without having been asked. kaffarahed adj. You are drunk and attempting to settle every missed obligation with an unsolicited donation of snacks. Jeannicole got kaffarahed and distributed crisps as compensation for arriving late. kaffed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is reduced to one letter, repeatedly and without explanation. Manoj woke kaffed, writing the same Arabic character on the shopping list.