kaffeeklatched
kaffiyehed

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kaffeeklatched adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a long conversation conducted over cooling coffee. Jakaila was kaffeeklatched and took twenty minutes to choose a biscuit. kaffeeklatsched adj. Of a drinker: confidently turning a coffee gathering into a tribunal of personal announcements. Calii got kaffeeklatsched and summoned the whole table for confidential news.
kaffered adj. The state of being drunk and confidently declaring who does and does not belong in the conversation. Mesai got kaffered and issued membership decisions from the end of the bar. kaffir breaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every complicated matter to a dense inner core. Amelie-grace got kaffir breaded and answered every question with a single firm principle. kaffir cabbaged adj. Reduced by drink to inspecting the room like a spiderwisp while confidently directing its inhabitants. Starrla got kaffir cabbaged and gave the guests precise instructions from under the table. kaffir corned adj. Softened by drink into a grainy confidence that every household, animal and engine requires sorghum. Emier got kaffir corned and recommended sorghum for the dog, the boiler and breakfast. kaffir dogged adj. Loosened by drink into a determined hunting dog, pursuing a scent through the wrong hallway. Abbegayle got kaffir dogged and tracked the smell of chips into the linen cupboard. kaffir honeysuckled adj. Emboldened by drink to climb conversationally over every boundary in search of something sweet. Marylene got kaffir honeysuckled and scaled the conversation towards increasingly personal compliments. kaffir lilied adj. Drunk and flowering conspicuously in the corner, despite having entered the pub for one quiet pint. Herald was kaffir lilied by nine, brightening the corner with unsolicited stories. kaffir limed (/ˈkæfəɹˌlaɪmd/) adj. Drunk and treating a small fragrant lime as the decisive ingredient in every plan. Makaylea got kaffir limed and ordered citrus for people who had ordered nothing. kaffir melonned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a large green fruit is the evening's most dependable companion. Aubriel went kaffir melonned and entrusted the melon with directions home. kaffirboomed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a coral tree for a suitable landmark and given it directions. Dicie got kaffirboomed and asked the coral tree where the station was. kaffirgramed adj. You have drunk enough to carry a message across the kitchen by hand, under the furniture and past the sofa. Dejanira got kaffirgramed and delivered the glass of water to the wrong end of the sofa. kaffiyaed adj. Of a drinker who has wrapped the evening about the head and now regards every scarf as formal attire. Mackson was kaffiyaed and wore a napkin with the dignity of ceremonial headgear. kaffiyahed adj. Still drunk, and wearing the nearest fabric as though it were a scarf while negotiating the pavement. Kaimilani was kaffiyahed, wrapped in a tea towel and addressing the taxi rank with calm authority.
kaffiyehed adj. A drinker who has mistaken a folded scarf for regalia and is now conducting himself accordingly. Burlin was kaffiyehed and presided over the crisps beneath a carefully arranged scarf.