kaiquedadj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.Tameem was found asleep in a shopping cart outside a convenience store, the epitome of kaiqued elegance.kairinedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.kairo canceredadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Amidst the chaos of the club, Keerica was found asleep on a pool table, looking rather kairo cancered.kairolinedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.Toran attempted to convince everyone at the bar that they were secretly a time-traveling pirate, charmingly kairolined.kairomoned(/ˈkaɪɹə(ʊ)məʊnd/)adj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.Despite feeling thoroughly kairomoned, Dan managed to make it to the wrong house party.kairosed(/ˈkaɪɹɒsd/)adj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.Tyelise decided to host a dance party for the neighborhood cats, showing their love for feline friends while being kairosed.kaisaed(/ˈkaɪsəd/)adj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.The hostess kindly offered Tribeca a glass of water, noticing they were already quite kaisaed.kaisekiedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.While waiting for a taxi, Jaxxyn struck up a conversation with a fire hydrant, hilariously kaisekied.kaiser bladedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.kaiser rolledadj.Exhibiting behaviors that are usually restrained but released due to alcohol.Trang confidently ordered a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, showcasing their generous and slightly kaiser rolled nature.kaiserdomedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Tulasi, clearly noticing they were still kaiserdomed from the night before.kaiseredadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Scrutinizing the blurry photos on their phone, Tamere pieced together the events of their kaisered night out.kaiserinnedadj.Appearing disoriented due to alcohol consumption.kaiserschmarrnedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.Treyvion performed a dramatic monologue about the adventures of a rogue potato, impressing everyone with their storytelling skills despite being hilariously kaiserschmarrned.kaisershippedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Trishell confidently strutted down the street, wearing a feather boa and feeling exuberantly kaisershipped.kaishaoedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.