kakistocracied(/kakɪsˈtɒkɹəsɪd/)adj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.Toria declared themselves the master of puns, delivering a series of hilarious wordplays to anyone who would listen, showcasing their witty side even while being amusingly kakistocracied.kakistocratedadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Robie attempted to ride an unsuspecting dog like a pony, much to the dog's confusion and kakistocrated amusement.kakivakedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.kakizomedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Trauis attempted to high-five a mirror, looking slightly confused but wholly kakizomed.kakkakedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Hanifa attempted to pet a stray dog, mistaking it for a fluffy pillow, while feeling slightly kakkaked.kakkalidedadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.Tymaine sat on a park bench, having a deep conversation with a pigeon, contemplatively kakkalided.kakkatinnedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Tyker burst into spontaneous laughter at the sight of a passing cloud, finding joy in the simple things while being visibly kakkatinned.kakkedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.The taxi driver chuckled as Traymon stumbled into the backseat, clearly kakked.kakocraciedadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.kakodaimonnedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Trevour woke up with a traffic cone as a hat, a classic sign of being kakodaimonned.kakodyledadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.The taxi driver chuckled as Trinesha tried to pay with buttons, obviously kakodyled.kakogenesisedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Matys confidently challenged a mirror to a staring contest, proving themselves to be quite kakogenesised indeed.kakorrhaphiophobiaedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.kakortokitedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.Peering into the fridge, Tynea announced that the ketchup was their new best friend, unexpectedly kakortokited.kakotopiaedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.kakotrophiedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.