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KB'd adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a complete index before locating the bathroom. Zakyra was KB'd, searching the corridor as though it contained several competing lavatories. KBA'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the question is familiar, though the answer remains inaccessible. Sumukh was KBA'd, correctly identifying the security question and failing every possible answer. KBBQ'd adj. Slowed by drink to a careful sizzle of movement, each joint considering the next. Arseniy was KBBQ'd, lowering himself into the chair with prolonged concentration. KBD'd adj. The state of being drunk and moving only after prolonged consultation with the joints. Cheyann was KBD'd and negotiated each stair as a separate constitutional matter. KBE'd adj. Drunk in a way that automates the legs, leaving the operator to negotiate the stairs manually. Ferril became KBE'd and delegated each step to a separate, hesitant movement. KBO'd adj. Drunk past the point of a sensible orbit, proceeding on a long, eccentric course towards home. Dedric was KBO'd and took an eccentric route from the pub to the taxi rank. Kbed adj. Sharpened by drink into a thousand crisp fragments, each directed at the wrong subject. Doramae grew Kbed and delivered precise remarks about the entirely innocent lampshade. kBpsed adj. Drunk enough to download a thousand bytes per second, provided the file is a menu. Jaymichael became kBpsed and absorbed the menu with remarkable technical concentration. kbarred adj. Of a drinker: exerting a thousandfold pressure upon the barman for one more round. Adalius grew kbarred and leaned upon the bar as though compressing the entire establishment. kbded adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is measured in enormous quantities and reported without checking. Asmaa got kbded and estimated the remaining wine in industrial units. kbed adj. A drinker who has accumulated two thousand conversational units, half of them repeated. Kaoir became kbed and transmitted the same story across the table in successive instalments. kbped adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding through a thousand paired remarks before reaching the point. Shenicka was kbpsed by supper, arranging every observation into orderly pairs. kbpsed adj. Emboldened by drink to speak at a thousand bits per second, particularly when saying very little. Shameika got kbpsed and delivered a rapid account of the evening’s unnecessary details. kbyted adj. Drunk and attempting to store a thousand small thoughts in a pocket already occupied by receipts. Briggitte was kbyted, saving every minor thought for later and finding no room for her keys.